2007-02-02 18:27:40 · 19 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
On the contrary, mischievous ninjas enjoy a good bowl of soup. What you should try is putting liver down your shorts; they hate liver, particularly calf liver. But there is a word of warning to this! If you leave it there to long ravenous pidgins will begin to stalk you. They love the smell and taste of rotting calves liver. So you have to weight the odds, what could you defend yourself against easier… mischievous ninjas, or ravenous pidgins? I won’t even get into the entire evil leprechaun aspect of it all, which would take way to much time. Good Luck!!!!
2007-02-02 18:35:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Ninjas are scared of hot soupy pants because they are forced to eat hot pants soup everyday. They just hate seing or smelling that stuff like that because it gives them horrible flash backs.
2007-02-03 02:33:00 · answer #2 · answered by OTL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, sorry that only protects you from scary clowns. To protect yourself from ninjas, you need to put a special blend of tater sauce and catsup down your pants every 40 minutes for the first 3 days and then the remaining days that you need protection it will go to every hour. :)
2007-02-03 02:36:52 · answer #3 · answered by princess_heather43787 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, do it on a full moon, though. Otherwise, the aliens from outterspace will think you are doing the xenophobia ritual. They will definitely take you up on the mothership. And you don't want to be on the mothership with soup in your pants, I can tell you that for sure. I still have nightmares from that experience.
2007-02-03 02:34:27 · answer #4 · answered by BIGDAWG 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. This rumor started in 1998. The fact is, that only cole slaw from Long John Silvers, Captain D's, or Moby ***** will protect you in that way.
2007-02-03 02:30:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO! Ninja, (especially mischievous ninja) are very clever. They will change their tactics and attack with "shiruken" formed by the chewing, expectorating and compression of "oyster" crackers. Remember, "If your pants be Khaki, then their aim will not be tacky. (Just your undies).
2007-02-03 04:30:45 · answer #6 · answered by ICE NINE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-02-03 02:29:53 · answer #7 · answered by Roxy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, just make sure the soup is boiling hot and when your pouring it down your pants make sure you don't wear underwear that day.
2007-02-03 02:33:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you let me lick the soup off of your undercarriage... i'll protect you from the ninjas...
2007-02-03 11:55:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask the cookie monster
2007-02-03 02:30:33 · answer #10 · answered by Leveler 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋