Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife, Carolyn,
that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course,
she agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only
have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"
Carolyn agreed and again they made love.
Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight
hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said, "Honey?
Please?
Just one more time before I die."
She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.
Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and
turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on
the shoulder to wake her up.
"Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"
His wife sat up abruptly and said, listen barry I am not being funny
2007-02-02 18:03:57 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wait for it.
.... but I have to get up in the morning and you don't."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-02 18:05:12 · update #1
Hhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh hahaaa
Just spat my damn milk out!!!!
That`s classic, Not heard it before and FAF, pmsl.
10/10+
Tink x
2007-02-03 01:57:40 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-24 20:34:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found that quite hilarious.. kinda sad though.. you'd think she would since he only had 4 hours left.. I woulda, I mean her husband is gonna die, I think that calls for a day off from work, and then they could do it, and watch their favorite movie together until he died.. and during the movie.. do it again..
2007-02-02 19:29:43 · answer #3 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 outta 5 lol
2007-02-02 19:03:48 · answer #4 · answered by DIRI-83 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so so
not the best but certainly not the worst...3 stars out of 5
2007-02-02 18:08:22 · answer #5 · answered by fade_this_rally 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cruel but funny.
2007-02-02 20:43:42 · answer #6 · answered by tobybites 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lazy cow that barrys misus
2007-02-02 18:32:29 · answer #7 · answered by wilster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha You silly sod
Fortunately for me, I DO have to get up thiis morning !
2007-02-02 18:27:48 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes funny but also sick
2007-02-02 19:52:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL its rude fut funny as hell
2007-02-02 18:39:05 · answer #10 · answered by scrapy626_420 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋