THIS IS THE MOST HORRIBLE JOKE EVER.
but its kinda funny. i didnt make it up. my friend told me it.
okay, so there was this girl,
and she has no arms and no legs.
all she did all day was sit around and do nothing.
well one day, she met a boy.
and she told him that she had never been hugged before.
so being polite, he gave her a hug.
the next day she told him that she had never been kissed before.
so he gave her a kiss.
she figured she could get away with anything now,
so the next day she told him she had never been f*cked before.
so he put her in his car, and drove to the ocean.
he carried her out to the shore,
and then threw her in yelling..
hah, now you're really f*cked arent ya?
told ya it was mean, but hilarious.
2007-02-02 17:51:49 · 4 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That was awesome and at least it had a small plot to it. The worst/best one Ive heard is: What did the deaf, dumb, blind, crippled, down-syndrome kid get for christmas? CANCER!!!
2007-02-02 18:13:19 · answer #1 · answered by ya_face_sux 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy crap that was bad! Since i'm probably the first to answer this one, maybe you can answer my audioslave one that no one seems to care about. (sigh)
2007-02-02 18:06:11 · answer #2 · answered by Ghurricane87 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was bad but I still laughed at it. Sorry I'm a sick person.
2007-02-02 18:12:18 · answer #3 · answered by Dorkboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before. Funny... mean, but funny!
2007-02-02 18:12:41 · answer #4 · answered by Scrole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋