Bear hunting?

Question

A man is out hunting, and sees a bear; he aims & fires. He looks for the bear, but can't find it
He feels a tap on his shoulder; it's the bear.
The bear says' "Look, I just came out of hibernation; I'm hungry and I'm horny, so I can either eat you or f*** you-your choice".
Well, the man doesn't want to be eaten, so he let's the bear have his way with him.
A week later, the man is back, this time with a fully automatic rifle. He sees the bear, and unloads the entire clip at him. He looks for the bear, but can't find him.
He feels a tap on his shoulder; same bear, same deal.
A week later, the man is back, this time with a grenade launcher. He sees the bear, and fires; takes out about an acre of forest, but still can't find the bear.
He feels a tap on his shoulder.
The bear says, "You're not really out here to hunt, are you?"

Answer 1

Thats pretty funny. You rock

Answer 2

ouch..... beartality...