**This is not intended to be offensive to any race**
A few scientists were about to test a space expedition - 3 potential astronauts were called for an interview - an Indian, a Malay and a Chinese.
The Indian went first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid for it?" asked the scientist
Muthu thinks to himself and says, "1 million"
"Why so much?" asks the scientst
"Nowadays toddy wery expensive, sir..." replies Muthu
"I see, thank you... please ask the Malay guy to come here."
So the Malay, Mat walks up, and is asked the same question. "Uh... 2 million," he replied.
"2 million? That's a lot of money! Even the aneh (guy) before you only asked for one million!"
"You see, sir," explained Mat. "I have 4 wives and 15 children...so, 20 of us in the family, we need a lot of money to support ourselves..."
"I see," said the scientist. "Okay, can you ask the Chinese guy to come up here now?"
2007-02-02
03:51:27
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