**This is not intended to be offensive to any race**
A few scientists were about to test a space expedition - 3 potential astronauts were called for an interview - an Indian, a Malay and a Chinese.
The Indian went first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid for it?" asked the scientist
Muthu thinks to himself and says, "1 million"
"Why so much?" asks the scientst
"Nowadays toddy wery expensive, sir..." replies Muthu
"I see, thank you... please ask the Malay guy to come here."
So the Malay, Mat walks up, and is asked the same question. "Uh... 2 million," he replied.
"2 million? That's a lot of money! Even the aneh (guy) before you only asked for one million!"
"You see, sir," explained Mat. "I have 4 wives and 15 children...so, 20 of us in the family, we need a lot of money to support ourselves..."
"I see," said the scientist. "Okay, can you ask the Chinese guy to come up here now?"
2007-02-02 03:51:27 · 5 answers · asked by sugarscamp 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Chinese guy comes in and the scientist asks, "Ah Chong, this is a dangerous mission... how much do you think you should be paid?"
Ah Chong thinks for a while, and suddenly says, "3 million."
The scientist is shocked. "WHAT?!?! 3 million? Why so much?!"
Ah Chong beckons the scientist to come closer, and whispers, "One million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million to send the aneh (the indian) into space."
2007-02-02 03:52:37 · update #1
Sorry guys, must be a Malaysian thing...
2007-02-02 04:29:07 · update #2
I get it, heheh.
2007-02-02 05:03:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2007-02-02 06:35:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get it!!
2007-02-02 04:02:29 · answer #3 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get it!!
2007-02-02 03:59:25 · answer #4 · answered by bootygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!lol
2007-02-02 04:05:51 · answer #5 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋