A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that the little boy
is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a football."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "£250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have football boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" !
Boy - "£750"
Man - "Sold."
2007-02-02 03:51:24 · 8 answers · asked by ||| Romeo Boy ||| 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, "Grab your boots
and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.
The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy -"£1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh * t again. You're in my cupboard
now"
2007-02-02 03:51:36 · update #1
great one haha 10/10&a star for you
2007-02-02 03:59:10 · answer #1 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-02-02 12:16:13 · answer #2 · answered by amp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goody,, I love the little boy,
he knows about business
do some more ,, that's great fun ...
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2007-02-02 12:14:30 · answer #3 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!
2007-02-02 12:37:48 · answer #4 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is the question?
the priest was the lover.
2007-02-02 11:55:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Priest got him back?OH, I get it---DUH.
2007-02-02 13:29:06 · answer #6 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG - I so wasn't ecpecting that! Great joke!
2007-02-02 12:02:34 · answer #7 · answered by Theresa J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-02-02 11:53:47 · answer #8 · answered by This is life! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋