Entertainment & Music - 1 February 2007

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one upmanship funny or not?

Three women who were friends in high school have returned to their hometown to attend their 45th reunion and have lunch together. Their talk turns to their position in life, and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other.

The first woman says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks," and then looks at the others with a superior demeanor.

The second woman says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride.

The third woman says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material possessions -- but 13 canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on my husband's erect pxnis."

2007-02-01 02:10:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Fill in the Blank: I couldn't _________ if my life depended on it.?

Be creative (e.g. walk, chew gum, and juggle five grenades at the same time).

Thanks.

2007-02-01 02:10:17 · 19 answers · asked by Kenneth M 2 in Polls & Surveys

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What happened to MS Blueprint Mag.?

Havent got an issue since Sept?

2007-02-01 02:09:38 · 1 answers · asked by lillilou 7 in Magazines

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did you like me better as???

'Bobby the wolf' or is Bobby the hippie better??? :o) LOL

2007-02-01 02:08:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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which is the difference between Madonna and Angelina Jolie?

about adoption of children

2007-02-01 02:08:31 · 5 answers · asked by pop 3 in Celebrities

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What do you prefer, to die suddenly or to be bed ridden?

2007-02-01 02:07:55 · 29 answers · asked by scottie_joi 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you have trouble making up your mind?

Well,yes or no?

2007-02-01 02:07:23 · 13 answers · asked by Pinky 6 in Polls & Surveys

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funny or not?

The seven kinds of passionate women:

The Optimist
- "Yes! Yes! Yes!"

The Pessimist
- "No! No! No!"

The Confused
- "Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No! No!"

The Asthmatic
- written rendition of gasping

The Sprinter
- "Faster! Agh! Faster! Faster!"

The Religious
- "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!

The Mathematician
- "More! More! More! More!

2007-02-01 02:07:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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When Danielle suggested "Indians eat with their hands", she meant 'fingers'. So, she was partly correct

For anyone interested in jumping on the 'hate wagon' of Jo O'Meara, Lloyd and Goody, please do some research on the culinary habits of the Indian sub-continent. YES, fingers (the left hand) are commonly used as an implement when eating. Although, a spoon and fork are used usually by the Anglicised rich

2007-02-01 02:07:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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What's on your mind? What's really eating into you at the moment?

You can tell Annie. I am a very good listener.

2007-02-01 02:07:03 · 17 answers · asked by specs appeal 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Did Wallace Hartley band leader on the Titanic have a partner called Martin?

2007-02-01 02:05:39 · 1 answers · asked by ronald ramsay 1 in Music

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Why do you deserve a gold star...???

tell me why you deserve a gold star....

2007-02-01 02:05:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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does anyone know how much snow we are supposed to get in zipcode 62951?

2007-02-01 02:05:24 · 11 answers · asked by carrie h 2 in Polls & Surveys

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What should I change my name to?

I'm not talking about my real name, but While My Guitar Gently Weeps. I love The Beatles, Dhani Harrison, and Batman. Yeah, so, thanks for your suggestions!

2007-02-01 02:04:50 · 16 answers · asked by Taylor Swift Lovah™ 3 in Polls & Surveys

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clint black?

who are clint's parent's?

2007-02-01 02:03:56 · 4 answers · asked by partypooper 1 in Celebrities

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Why was no black president to USA till this time ??? Is it something racist in the roots of this scene?

2007-02-01 02:03:47 · 17 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Do u think Obama will win the Presidency?

2007-02-01 02:02:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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where would i find poptarts for brekky?

2007-02-01 02:02:11 · 9 answers · asked by pinkz212005 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Whats your favorite practical joke?

Any practical jokes that you will remember always? Or any that youve heard of?

2007-02-01 02:00:56 · 17 answers · asked by grassmonkeys 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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again sorry boys the wife is behind these funny or not?

Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?

A: Gifted

Q: What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

A: Any place without a drive-up window.

Q: What did the elephant say to the nxked man?

A: "It's cute... but can it pick up peanuts?"

Q: What's the best way to kill a man?

A: Put a nxked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

Q: How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

A: Make him wear shoes.

Q: Do you know the real problem with men?

A: They have a brain and a dxxk and only enough blood for one of them...

Q: Why don't men get mad cow's disease?

A: They are all pigs!

Q: What do guys and ceramic tiles have in common?

A: Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for the rest of your life!

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to instruction manuals