Whats your favorite practical joke?

Question

Any practical jokes that you will remember always? Or any that youve heard of?

Answer 1

i put self tanning lotion all over the toilet seat when we were at a cabin at the lake and the girl that sat on it had a toilet ring shape in orange on her legs the next day

Answer 2

Well this isn't STRICTLY a practical joke, but for me it has to be the Orson Well radio broadcast of 'War of the worlds'.

It has been said that after a short while Orson Wells was told that his live radio broadcast was being taken a real news bulletin, rather than fiction and was causing panic. People were hiding in cellars, arming themselves & contacting the police as they thought they were being invaded by aliens.

His reaction?

To carry on with the show regardless!

Answer 3

my husband is a train driver and his mate took his dog to work one day, as the train was scheduled to go through the next station without a stop the man sat his dog in the drivers seat and put his drivers cap on its head. He then bobbed down out of sight and the passengers on the station looked aghast at what they thought was a train driving dog.........

another time one of the drivers went for a poo behind a bush as the train was in a sidings miles from anywhere,(a freight train) The man squatted down to poo and his pal popped his shovell over the wall and caught the poop. The man then stood up to wipe his bum and looked around to see what he had done. He stood there scratching his head and wondering where his poop had gone as the mate sat crying in the train cab with laughter,

Answer 4

I had a roomate that used to pull a gag called "sh*tty purse". He would go down to the discount store and buy a cheap purse or womans handbag. Then he would fill the thing up with excrement (I assume that it was dog poo, but this guy WAS pretty twisted). Then he would go down to the Blockbuster Video and leave the thing on the pavement outside. He would then get back in his car and call the BV on his Cellphone and let them know(in a mock female voice) that he had left his purse outside the store. they would go outside and grab it, and bring it back into the store. It was funny when they took a peek inside, and funnier when they didn't and just put it under the counter.

"Man, something stinks like I stepped in dog poo, but there's nothing on my shoes!"

Ouch.

Answer 5

Boot polish round the rim of the eye pads on a pair of binoculars !

Answer 6

the funniest i have witnessed was while on a school trip we were staying in rooms with bunk beds and one of the guys on the top bunk went to the toilet late at night so it was pitch black and someone put a mat covered in toothpaste on the bed at the top of the ladder so when he came back he slipped straight off and all you could hear was him crash to the floor and we cried with laughter.

Answer 7

Around Tax time a couple years ago, I had our accountant call my husband and tell him we owed $10,000.00 more in taxes than we thought. Poor hubby almost had a stroke!!!!! The look of relief when he found it was a joke was priceless. I thought he was going to cry.

Answer 8

My mate took a pack of tan wipes out with her one night and went up to random guys "you look hot, let me mop your brow" (of course they thought she was weird) hehehe can u imagine what went through their minds when they woke up with brown streaks on their faces muhahahahaha

Answer 9

as a schoolboy I liked filling a small box with dust and leaving it on the front upstairs seat on the local bus.

Answer 10

Cling film over the toilet seat then putting the lid back on !!!! Just make sure your not the who goes to the loo first !!! By cling film i mean cellophane .