Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?
A: Gifted
Q: What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
A: Any place without a drive-up window.
Q: What did the elephant say to the nxked man?
A: "It's cute... but can it pick up peanuts?"
Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a nxked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
Q: How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
A: Make him wear shoes.
Q: Do you know the real problem with men?
A: They have a brain and a dxxk and only enough blood for one of them...
Q: Why don't men get mad cow's disease?
A: They are all pigs!
Q: What do guys and ceramic tiles have in common?
A: Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for the rest of your life!
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to instruction manuals
2007-02-01 02:00:46 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
do not worry boys i will get back at these in a minute
2007-02-01 02:02:04 · update #1
One of my faves.
I like your wifes sense of humour.
I`ll put the anti-men jokes back for a while!!
Lol
Tink x
2007-02-01 02:09:43 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maximum females connect emotional intimacy w/ intercourse. It feels like she is lacking any emotional intimacy from you (what she desires daily) so would not a lot care approximately your strictly sexual desires. you assert you theory the miscarriage grew to become right into a present day from God in a fashion. possibly she knows this now yet did no longer till now on the grounds which you probably did no longer communicate w/ her. She must be feeling mentally betrayed and as such, particular isn't feeling loving in the direction of you. Plus, her hormones are nonetheless no longer lower back to regularly occurring after a miscarriage and that's a very painful ingredient because of the fact SHE needed that infant and basically that's as though a infant died. She is sensing you ought to care much less different than to get greater intercourse. shield her emotional desires and the different will fall lower back in place at last. To have a existence you desire staying power; whether only to hold a job, set/ attain goals on your loved ones. All you seem nerve-racking approximately is intercourse. I commend you for asserting you're able to never cheat on her in spite of the undeniable fact that. stick to that and artwork on speaking w/ her approximately each and every thing, commencing w/ your plans for a much bigger family contributors or no longer. My guess is she is feeling on my own, drained and emotional now, that's regularly occurring. She desires your LOVE, concern and a few pampering. How approximately doing something that exhibits you care approximately her as a individual, no longer only a intercourse merchandise? supply her an hour long lower back rub w/o anticipating it to bring about intercourse. no longer only as quickly as yet for some nights. in line with threat it is going to, in line with threat it won't. You sound very youthful and might desire to confident, lower back, learn staying power! clean the homestead slightly or ask her what she thinks you ought to do to help in ALL areas, no longer only intercourse. base line? You spouse isn't feeling enjoyed and you're able to desire to chat touching directly to the infant you the two lost.
2016-11-23 20:05:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks like your wife has got you totally whipped. Good work, love!
2007-02-01 02:06:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I may be a man but I thought they were great
2007-02-01 02:32:24 · answer #4 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually some were quite funny!
Besides all in fun...
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-01 02:07:05 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you sound hen pecked chris just like all good men are 10/10
2007-02-01 03:18:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, please let your wife use the computer for a change, she is gooood. I specially liked the one involving the Elephant "can it pick up peanuts". Ohhhh my G.. still laughting. TKU :))))
2007-02-01 02:08:30 · answer #7 · answered by Duisend-poot 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'll have to ask the wife if it is OK to laugh at them
2007-02-01 02:06:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Awful.
2007-02-01 02:09:55 · answer #9 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm a boy, but they're very good! Go Cuddle!
2007-02-01 02:09:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋