(FIRST, I MUST make it clear, I mean no harm or prejudice to disabled people, etc.-It is only in good humour and fun)-
A man with no arms and no legs is on a park bench. There walked by a beauiful woman , and the man called the woman over and said:
(man)-Do you mind if I ask you something?
(woman-Sure, what is it?
(man)-I don't know exactly how to put this so I am going to just say it: "I have never been kissed in my life, and I've not idea how much time I have left, would you be so kind as to kiss me?"
(woman:)-Well... uh, OK (feeling sorry for this man)
She then kissed him on the cheek and wished him well and went to walk away, it was then that the man called her back and said:
(man) Thank you for your kindness, I don't want to seem pushy, but I have also never been French kissed, would you PLEASE be so kind as to French kiss me, like I said, I have not idea how long i have leftt to live.
The woman hesitated a while, and said, "Oh bloody hell, I might as well, then I
2007-01-31
11:50:54
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