(FIRST, I MUST make it clear, I mean no harm or prejudice to disabled people, etc.-It is only in good humour and fun)-
A man with no arms and no legs is on a park bench. There walked by a beauiful woman , and the man called the woman over and said:
(man)-Do you mind if I ask you something?
(woman-Sure, what is it?
(man)-I don't know exactly how to put this so I am going to just say it: "I have never been kissed in my life, and I've not idea how much time I have left, would you be so kind as to kiss me?"
(woman:)-Well... uh, OK (feeling sorry for this man)
She then kissed him on the cheek and wished him well and went to walk away, it was then that the man called her back and said:
(man) Thank you for your kindness, I don't want to seem pushy, but I have also never been French kissed, would you PLEASE be so kind as to French kiss me, like I said, I have not idea how long i have leftt to live.
The woman hesitated a while, and said, "Oh bloody hell, I might as well, then I
2007-01-31 11:50:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Can finially get on with my day, and also know I performed a good dead today.
They then proceeded to French kiss. When they finished, the man said: "Thank you for being so kind to me, you don't know what it means to me"
(woman replied): I am glad you are happy now.
As the woman went to walk away, the man called her back AGAIN, and said to the woman:
"Since I won't see you again in my life, and since I don't know how soon I have left to live, and you have been SO kind to me, I was wondering if I could ask you ONE more and final question, I promise to leave you be after that.
ok, the woman agreed to listen to one more, and the man said:
"I have never been fuc-ed before, please would you do that for me??? Please?
The woman instantly sashays provocatively towards him and said:-
"OK, I will".
She then picked him up, and threw him in the lake behind him and said:
"NOW you're F---d" !!!
(This is one of my fav's, hope you like it)
"OK
and the man said
2007-01-31 12:01:50 · update #1
PS- The "And the man said" at the bottom, last line of the joke should not be there-And sheesh, I couldn't fit the whole joke, so whilst I was finishing the climax of the joke in "edie", SO many people wrote back with their usual not so nice remarks!-Give a person a chance for Pete's sakes. Anyway,, barring that and getting THAT out of the way, NOW you have the whold joke, and I hope you like it!
regards
2007-01-31 12:08:51 · update #2
Lol 10/10
2007-01-31 12:29:17 · answer #1 · answered by mams brown eyed gel 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
for my area i'm sick of them. I enjoyed Michael. I hated Michael. i became into disgraced of Michael. i became into happy with Michael. I mean, we are all human and we make blunders. I hate it while those paparazzi take scandal photographs of celebs. I mean, we are all human and we at the instant are not appropriate. We make blunders wither we like it or not. Why? We make blunders so as that we are able to learn from them and alter right into a extra effective guy or woman. the comparable ingredient applies to MJ using fact he's likewise a individual. valuable he's accomplished some loopy as* shxt, yet he will continually be remembered using fact the King of dad. human beings could discover ways to have some appreciate. I mean cmon, this guy did plenty for the international. without MJ, we wouldnt even have countless the music we've as we communicate. maximum artists have been inspired by way of MJ, and a few even samples off his music. without MJ, we wouldnt have a Ne-Yo or Fall Out Boy's "Beat it" conceal. RIP Michael Jackson.
2016-12-13 05:42:27 · answer #2 · answered by keetan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i know this joke and i beleive the it ends with him asking to get screwed so she throws im in the ocean and says now your screwed
all and all not priceless id probably price it at about 50c
2007-01-31 12:02:14 · answer #3 · answered by homer s 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Look forward to the next chapter !
2007-01-31 12:28:32 · answer #4 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dammit!!! That's just when I changed the channel!! When I came back, they were smoking cigarrettes!!!
2007-01-31 12:01:40 · answer #5 · answered by stringer_G 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ROTFL!!! Too funny...awful but funny lol! I liked it
2007-01-31 12:00:00 · answer #6 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i find it priceless too wasn't funny sorry if this was ur joke
2007-01-31 11:59:03 · answer #7 · answered by spicy delicious 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
is there more hit additional details oh i get it his bum cheek was kissed
2007-01-31 11:56:23 · answer #8 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol dude wheres my end?
2007-01-31 12:00:10 · answer #9 · answered by xrandomnessx 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what? did you not finish that joke?
2007-01-31 11:57:34 · answer #10 · answered by Jazzybee 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋