Entertainment & Music - 31 January 2007

2007-01-31 02:37:11 · 14 answers · asked by TD 3 in Celebrities

2007-01-31 02:37:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm still bored =P

2007-01-31 02:36:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I asked this before but did not get any answers & when I checked to see if it got posted I did not see it there.

2007-01-31 02:36:33 · 24 answers · asked by eyepopping hideous female troll 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 02:36:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

after seeing the news last night about tyra freaking out over being called fat, it made me wonder. are celebrities really anything without their looks? are they really so obsessed that their confidence would go down the drain without their botox and lipo and brow lifts?

2007-01-31 02:35:39 · 25 answers · asked by Andre 4 in Celebrities

Maw is outside hangin up the laundry, when she hears Paw in the kitchen. Maw walks in and says, "Paw, get out there and fix that there outhouse."

Paw says, "All right, Maw."

Paw walks out to the outhouse, looks at it, and says, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"

Maw says, "Yes, there is. Put your head down in the hole." Paw says "I ain't puttin my head in that there hole!"

Maw says, "Well you're gonna have to if'n you're gonna fix the problem!" Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little bit mind ya) and he hollers, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"

Maw hollers, "Now pull your head out of the hole." Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, "Oww! OWW! Maw! MAW, my beard's stuck in the cracks in the seat!"

Maw says, "Aggravatin', ain't it?"

2007-01-31 02:35:38 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I think I might be getting into hobnobs.

2007-01-31 02:35:36 · 45 answers · asked by James M 2 in Polls & Surveys

that you had to get out?

2007-01-31 02:35:36 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

:-)

2007-01-31 02:35:01 · 6 answers · asked by D B 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 02:34:04 · 9 answers · asked by livinia 4 in Television

2007-01-31 02:33:47 · 12 answers · asked by PinkPumpkin 1 in Comics & Animation

The population of this country is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are, sitting on your a**, at your computer, reading jokes (or answering questions).

Now get back to work!

2007-01-31 02:33:38 · 3 answers · asked by muskrat_h8r 2 in Jokes & Riddles

How do TV channels know if a show is popular or how many watched an episode or how many people watched a game/match? How do they know if they should continue with a show or not?

2007-01-31 02:32:54 · 4 answers · asked by Saba S 2 in Television

2007-01-31 02:32:10 · 8 answers · asked by Higinio O 1 in Music

I'm writing whether Ugly Betty or Desperate Housewives is better in a school magazine and want to use results from a survey conducted - any preferences of each one?

Thank you so much to anyone who replies!

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2007-01-31 02:32:01 · 28 answers · asked by viv 5 in Polls & Surveys

Montreal Protocol

Q1. What is the Montreal Protocol?

Q2. What does the Protocol do?

Q3. How is the treaty structed?

Q4. How many nations have become party to the Montreal Protocol?

Q5. Who started the Montreal Protocol?

The Kyoto Protocol

Q1. What is the Kyoto Protocol?

Q2. What do the countries involved in the protocol have to do?

answer- Countries that ratify this protocol commit to reduce their emissions of carbon dioxide and five other greenhouse gases, or engage in emissions trading if they maintain or increase emissions of these gases.

Q3. how many countries are involved in the protocol?

Q4. Who started the Kyoto Protocol?

Q5. What is the Objective of the Kyoto Protocol

answer- The objective is the "stabilization of greenhouse gas concentrations in the atmosphere at a level that would prevent dangerous anthropogenic interference with the climate system."

WHO

Q1. Who started the World Health Organization?

Q2. What is WHO's mission?

2007-01-31 02:31:55 · 34 answers · asked by axelsar 3 in Polls & Surveys

A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom.

The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor.

As the room quieted down he walked up to the redhead bartender, and asked her,

"May I please use the restroom?"

The redhead replied, "I really don't think you should."

"Why not?" the pastor asked. "I really need to use a restroom!"

"Well, I don't think you should. There is a statue of a naked woman in there and she's only covered by a fig leaf!"

"Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll look the other way!"

So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the restroom.

After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again!

He went to the bartender and said, "Miss, I, don't understand. When I came in here, the place was hopping with music and dancing. Then the room became absolutely quiet. I went to the restroom, and now the place is hopping again."

"Well, now you're one of us!" said the redhead. "Would you like a drink too?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled pastor.

"You see," laughed the redhead, "every time the fig leaf is lifted on the statue, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about that drink?"

2007-01-31 02:31:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i think so, i was supposed to be gone by now! gotta run, bye all!

2007-01-31 02:31:49 · 29 answers · asked by kimmycat 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 02:31:49 · 36 answers · asked by ♣ 4x4 ♠ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 02:31:37 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 02:30:41 · 3 answers · asked by randyorton1212 1 in Television

its latest album song i want itvideo

2007-01-31 02:30:19 · 3 answers · asked by swati s 1 in Music

2007-01-31 02:30:13 · 10 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 02:29:28 · 37 answers · asked by Rowdy 2 in Polls & Surveys

if yes where?

2007-01-31 02:29:11 · 10 answers · asked by Discoinferno 4 in Movies

should answers have to buy me dinner first do you think they will call me in the morning and will we remain friends?

2007-01-31 02:28:36 · 18 answers · asked by mrs. smutty aka sodachix 4 in Polls & Surveys

Or do you always need just one more potato chip?

Thanks fer answering this POLL! ♥ Ü

2007-01-31 02:28:33 · 10 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

fill in the blanks

2007-01-31 02:27:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 02:27:53 · 3 answers · asked by dexter 1 in Music