OK tme for number 2 funny or not?

Question

Maw is outside hangin up the laundry, when she hears Paw in the kitchen. Maw walks in and says, "Paw, get out there and fix that there outhouse."

Paw says, "All right, Maw."

Paw walks out to the outhouse, looks at it, and says, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"

Maw says, "Yes, there is. Put your head down in the hole." Paw says "I ain't puttin my head in that there hole!"

Maw says, "Well you're gonna have to if'n you're gonna fix the problem!" Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little bit mind ya) and he hollers, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"

Maw hollers, "Now pull your head out of the hole." Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, "Oww! OWW! Maw! MAW, my beard's stuck in the cracks in the seat!"

Maw says, "Aggravatin', ain't it?"

Answer 1

good one she will manage to lift the seat when she is finished without using her hands 10/10

Answer 2

It is funny! :D



Where do you plan to use it?

If you can, change the last line, people who call each other Maw & Paw do not use words like Aggravating (Aggravatin)

Answer 3

Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!

Answer 4

Good 1 loved it

Tink x

Answer 5

good 1 lol 10/10

Answer 6

11/10, that's a genius joke!

Answer 7

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Answer 8

Holy!beard stuck in the crack where your asp goes,"Batman"steady, "Robin"you'll never know,when you have to go. LMAO!

Answer 9

Thats kinda gross....i guess that answers that life long question of whether or not hillbilly b*tches groom themselves....the answer is ...Not!

Answer 10

Another great joke HA!