I've just come back from the shops to find 2 fire engines and about 12 crew all staning around my front door talking to my neighbours!
I popped out to the shop while my spuds cooked and the smoke alarm went off (bloody thing goes off when you make a salad!) A neighbour called the fire brigade and they trooped through next doors house to get in the back and turn the oven off.
Well, I've just had a stern telling off and the missus isn't too pleased - the neighbours loved it though - it was a real event! All the kids were out, looking at the fire engine, having a good look - and there's me - the prize numpty!
Please make me feel better - whats your most embarrassing public humiliation?????
2007-01-31
05:54:26
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The Wandering Blade
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