I've just come back from the shops to find 2 fire engines and about 12 crew all staning around my front door talking to my neighbours!
I popped out to the shop while my spuds cooked and the smoke alarm went off (bloody thing goes off when you make a salad!) A neighbour called the fire brigade and they trooped through next doors house to get in the back and turn the oven off.
Well, I've just had a stern telling off and the missus isn't too pleased - the neighbours loved it though - it was a real event! All the kids were out, looking at the fire engine, having a good look - and there's me - the prize numpty!
Please make me feel better - whats your most embarrassing public humiliation?????
2007-01-31 05:54:26 · 13 answers · asked by The Wandering Blade 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I just know you've heard this one before but it was last year when I went up to Fortnum and Masons to do a Xmas shop (don't usually go there any other time) and I went to visit their loos, as you do when in posh places, mainly to see if there are any freebies.......well, you've got it......I came out of the loo with my skirt tucked in my knickers at the back. A very posh lady assistant came to my rescue, but my hubby who was with me, didn't notice!!!
Thats what being married 25 years does to you!!!
2007-01-31 06:34:18 · answer #1 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So my mom has wanted to be a grandma for YEARS now. Shes been pushing the issue so long that on last Halloween she comes to my work ( i work in the mall and the ENTIRE mall passes out candy) THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. My mom rolls up and SHOUTS, "LOOK I'M A GRANDMA NOW" she has a baby doll dressed in a Halloween costume. Shortly after she just tucks it under her arm like a football, and this lady comes up to my mom freaking out about the way shes holding the doll, I mean my mom did just yelled "LOOK I'M A GRANDMA" with a doll in a body costume. This lady is yelling and screaming at my mom and my mom said "Oh no its ok, its my daughters doll, I'm still waiting to be grandma, shes in her 20's with no kids, I'm rotting away while i wait, so i did something about it".. i was mortified
2007-01-31 14:32:17 · answer #2 · answered by Night Fire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I once set my BBQ on fire and had to call the fire brigade cos it caught on to the side of my house. When they got here I said "you must get a lot of callouts this time of year" they replied "no! Most people cook their christmas day turkey in the oven in the warmth of their kitchens!"
2007-01-31 14:01:34 · answer #3 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Shouting out Allright dave loudly
and waving
to someone who looks like dave
across the road
but isnt
whilst walking along a crowded street.
embarrasing is a understatement
2007-01-31 14:08:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Saw my dad in town one day and went over and gave him a good kick in the back of the shins and he fell over. Would've been bad enough if it had actually been my dad but when he turned around, it was a complete stranger!!! In my defence I was only about 12 at the time.
2007-01-31 14:05:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry about it, **** happens, and yeah very embarrassing I grant you that, but look at it like this, if it was a real emergency at least you know your neighbours are on the ball. That can be very comforting.
2007-01-31 17:47:42 · answer #6 · answered by Loxie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the most embarrassing public humiliation is getting dumped by a girl in public. especially if there is a lot of shouting and she makes you sound like a complete as*.
2007-01-31 14:02:39 · answer #7 · answered by Lucas 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I went to the wrong class; but the embarrass part is that I notice that I went to the wrong class after week (ordinary people notice after a few minutes....)
2007-01-31 14:01:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
was doing a re roof just b4 xmas,, the bituman wouldnt pour out of the tin so i thought it would be a good idea to put it to the torch!! just to help it along you understand!! it cought light and so did the roof....what a tw@t!!!
2007-01-31 14:26:53 · answer #9 · answered by caesar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time I accidentally set myself on fire.
I wasn't hurt but everyone was laughing at me and cracking up... I should have killed them...
2007-01-31 14:38:11 · answer #10 · answered by Fat guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋