Entertainment & Music - 30 January 2007

A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.

When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says "sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here."

The man says, "No problem. I'm from Chicago."

So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100, and the humidity up to 80. He then goes back to the Chicago man to see how he's doing. To the devil's surprise, the man is doing just fine.

"No problem...just like Chicago in June," the man says.

So the devil goes back over to the thermostat, and turns the temperature up to 150, and the humidity up to 90. He then goes back over to see how the Chicago man is doing.

The man is sweating a little, but overall looks comfortable.
"No problem. Just like Chicago in July," the man says.

So now the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 200, and the humidity up to 100. When he goes back to see how the man is doing, the man is sweating profusely, and has taken his shirt off. Otherwise, he seems OK.

He says, "no problem. Just like Chicago in August."

Now the devil is really perplexed. So he goes back to the thermostat, and turns the temperature down to MINUS 150 DEGREES. Immediately, all the humidity in the air freezes up, and the whole place (meaning Hell) becomes a frigid, barren, frozen, deathly cold wasteland.

When he goes back now to see how the Chicago man is doing, he is shocked to discover the man is jumping up and down, and cheering in obvious delight. The devil immediately asks the man what's going on.
To which the Chicago man replies.....

"THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!"
"THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!"

2007-01-30 19:19:00 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Is it true that Frank is 5'2? Then Gerard is 5'8? DON'T POST STUPID OPINIONS!!! IT'S NOT WHAT I'M ASKING FOR!!!

2007-01-30 19:18:35 · 3 answers · asked by <3 BREAKER 1 in Music

http://www.teenwag.com/poll?n=678&show=next

2007-01-30 19:18:25 · 8 answers · asked by teenlovebarton b 1 in Celebrities

branson missouri? i live about 30 miles south of there. we go all the time. if you have been there, how did you like it?

2007-01-30 19:16:14 · 15 answers · asked by rhonda3826 5 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think which chicken you are eating ?
That you are eating the meat, Do you think it's quite cruel ?

2007-01-30 19:16:13 · 22 answers · asked by ImperfectPiinkiish♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 19:15:55 · 4 answers · asked by vishal g 2 in Television

When its a washing machine!!!!

When is a washing machine not a washing machine?
"When its a tennis raquet"
NO ARE YOU STUPID?!? A WASHING MACHINE WILL ALWAYS BE A WASHING MACHINE!!!"

2007-01-30 19:15:40 · 11 answers · asked by NONAME 1 in Polls & Surveys

Inspired by "Desperate Housewife"

2007-01-30 19:15:28 · 23 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 19:15:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

My chicken is way to funky. What can I do about this? Should I try to de-funk him or just shoot him and then cook and eat his remains?

2007-01-30 19:13:44 · 12 answers · asked by Cato Says "Kalamaloo" 4 in Polls & Surveys

My 5 yr old is burning up with fever I'm not sure how high cuz she recently broke my thermometer but shes really hot and her teeth are chattering and shes shaking like shes freezing but she has socks on and sweatpants and a sweater and covered up well and I've already given her tylenol but its not helping is there any other way I can bring her temp down its 3 am here so her dr is closed now .please help thanks so much in advance.

2007-01-30 19:13:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

There are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks.
How many ducks are there?

2007-01-30 19:13:09 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-30 19:13:04 · 20 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

I am from South Africa so I like Bok van Blerk : De La Rey it is such a great song it represents the "Boere" "Farmers" in our country how we fought for the country & how we suffered.
You are more than welcome to listen to it:
http://www.youtube.com/w/?v=nlHqKJyo3GQ&session=gAJ9cQEoVQxlcnJvcl9maWVsZHNxAmNfX2J1aWx0aW5fXwpzZXQKcQNdhVJxBFUGZXJyb3JzcQVdcQZVCG1lc3NhZ2VzcQddcQhVDFZpZGVvIGFkZGVkIXEJYXUu

2007-01-30 19:12:47 · 18 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Movies like RDB inspired retrial of Jessica lal case whereas Parzania depicting true story of victim family of Gujrat riots.

2007-01-30 19:12:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

what did she do.? i cant find any news about her.

thank you

2007-01-30 19:11:41 · 6 answers · asked by rhonda3826 5 in Polls & Surveys

Hey everyone,
My name is Alex and you've probably seen a thousand questions about electric guitars, right? I just bought this cheap electric guitar to learn but I'm really struggling to learn. I mean I can't see any progress and I want to smash it into pieces, and it's just so frustrating, you know? My horoscope is Taurus and you know how we bulls are, we tend to get angry fast and wanto to destroy everythig without caring. I really want to play this guitar and learning would mean so much to me, but all I'm seeing a worthless no talent crap guy who fails at everything he does. I have low self confidence and with this you can imagine? Do you think about sticking to it or just give it away? People say it's easy when they have been playing for along time and are so good at it. Can anyone give me there advice and try and help me out? I've also tried learning videos and that didn't help much either. I need help in reading notes, and everything dealing with frets, and neck.
Thanks,
Alex

2007-01-30 19:10:44 · 11 answers · asked by money mike 3 in Music

2007-01-30 19:09:18 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Tennis shoes or sneakers?

2007-01-30 19:07:19 · 27 answers · asked by Koozie 5 in Polls & Surveys

How many yahoo users does it take to change a lightbulb? 1,000..... 1 to hold the lightbulb & 999 to turn the building round & round.

2007-01-30 19:07:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Lighthouse verses Boat quite funny lol!?
The lighthouse station called Arctowski is probably the most southerly lighthouse in the world. Built at the Polish research station in Antarctica named after Henryk Arctowski, the famous 19th century Polish geographer and Antarctic explorer. Situated on King George Island in the South Shetlands group, its geographical position is 62o10'S, 58o28'W.
The following is the transcript of the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland:

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse, over...

2007-01-30 19:06:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-30 19:05:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

do you like it?

2007-01-30 19:05:35 · 23 answers · asked by Jose Madrid 1 in Polls & Surveys

please let me know

2007-01-30 19:05:19 · 2 answers · asked by charleywhite_uk 2 in Music

4th Nov 1983
10:10 am

2007-01-30 19:04:14 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Who?

2007-01-30 19:04:00 · 14 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys

Do you have a nickname for your "pet". Hubby's is named "Pvt Flopsalot" until the energy juice kicks in(if he ever gets it from the dr) then hes ranked to "Lt. Up'um". He doesnt like it when I say that but hey, I gotta keep my spirits up one way or another, right? ;)


Ok, I feel dumb now, Im going to bed...Ten hut!


P.S. You'll forget about me in the morning...

2007-01-30 19:03:31 · 12 answers · asked by Koozie 5 in Polls & Surveys

My guess is Mozart
What about yours?

2007-01-30 19:01:55 · 14 answers · asked by hex_0x29a 1 in Music

A red bucket.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha......... (akward silence echoes?)

2007-01-30 19:01:37 · 8 answers · asked by NONAME 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 19:01:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities