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Lighthouse verses Boat quite funny lol!?
The lighthouse station called Arctowski is probably the most southerly lighthouse in the world. Built at the Polish research station in Antarctica named after Henryk Arctowski, the famous 19th century Polish geographer and Antarctic explorer. Situated on King George Island in the South Shetlands group, its geographical position is 62o10'S, 58o28'W.
The following is the transcript of the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland:

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse, over...

2007-01-30 19:06:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

good 1 lol 10/10

2007-01-30 19:11:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That is super even funnier for being real I'll keep laughing about that all day----I hope it was supposed to be funny and not a comment on the inadequacies of the A merican Navvy!

2007-01-30 19:40:14 · answer #2 · answered by Xtine 5 · 0 0

That's what you get with USA the best and the worst. There are no half measures with our cousins across the pond.

2007-02-03 11:26:22 · answer #3 · answered by noeusuperstate 6 · 0 0

Thank you for making me smile this early in the morning. Have we now both committed violations?

2007-01-30 19:20:27 · answer #4 · answered by LillyB 7 · 0 0

LOL
Oldie but goodie 9/10
Keep smilin'.

2007-01-30 19:32:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha haa haqaaaaaa 10/10 keep them coming

2007-01-30 19:32:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I love these true stories they seem so unbelievable but are true

2007-01-30 23:32:03 · answer #7 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0 0

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that is the best.
love the Americans! ♥

2007-01-30 20:26:25 · answer #8 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0 0

that is a good one

2007-01-30 19:28:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Please please i beg you don't tell me this is true i am begging on my hands and knees tell me it's not true(LOL)

2007-01-31 00:01:38 · answer #10 · answered by Kemodo 344™ 3 · 0 0

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