Entertainment & Music - 27 January 2007

A dustman knocks on a Japanese mans door.The jap says"harro wot u want?"Dustman asks "where's ur bin?"I bin on loo"says jap. "No mate,where's ya dustbin?" I dustbin on loo says jap."No no mate, Where's ur wheelie bin?"hokay,I wheelie bin having a w@nk

2007-01-27 22:06:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-27 22:06:31 · 15 answers · asked by ♥§o contagiou§♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

i had a rough week, but still i'm kinda ashamed i'm losing a day inside

2007-01-27 22:05:25 · 31 answers · asked by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-27 22:05:12 · 11 answers · asked by Lady Santa 5 in Polls & Surveys

...types of questions do you like to answer most

"have you ever..."
"what do i do..."
"would you rather..."
"which of the following..."

2007-01-27 22:04:22 · 14 answers · asked by natalia 4 in Polls & Surveys

It's a movie about a blind kid in a normal high school. His character is calles Jace Newland, he has a friend whom everyone always calls Fly and his girlfriend's name is Mary Beth. He joins the wrestling team.

2007-01-27 22:04:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Drunken man?
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back
and forth.

A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.

The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's 'privates' hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out "I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!"

2007-01-27 22:04:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Which is correct?

The yolk of the egg are white? or
The yolk of the egg is white?

2007-01-27 22:04:02 · 6 answers · asked by Sam I Am 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Blonde trying to kill herself?
A blonde woman was tired of people calling her names and teasing her because of the colour of her hair, so she decided to kill herself. She found some rope and went to the park. She tied one end of the rope to a branch of a tree, climbed the tree and then tied the other end of the rope to her neck.

"Good bye, cruel world," and with that, she slid of the branch.

A couple of hours later, a man was walking in the park, when he noticed a blonde hanging from the tree, but the rope was now round her waiste.

"What are you doing?" the man asked in surprise.

"Im killing myself because the world is an evil place." she said with a tear in her eye.

"Well, isn't the rope supposed to be round your neck if your commiting sucide?" he said.

"Oh yes, but i tried that and couldn't breathe!"

2007-01-27 22:03:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

They feature a different person's profile each week apparently,
And I don't see why I can't be next week's?

2007-01-27 22:02:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know who sings the song. it goes something like this....

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man 'n the moon.
'When you comin' home?'
'Son, I don't know when. We'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then.'

All my friends say its by Guns N' Roses but It doesn't sound like them.

2007-01-27 22:01:49 · 6 answers · asked by First L 1 in Music

Why on Earth would she say what she said on Elle Magazine. For those of y'all who haven't read it...here it is:
"I think I feel so much more for Madd and Zee because they're survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her...I met my other kids when they were 6 months old, they came with a personality. A newborn really is this...Yes, a blob! But now she's starting to have a personality...I'm conscious that I have to make sure I don't ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable"

Sooo...Angelina's love is based on pity...she has to feel pity in order to feel for others...hmm...She's stupid man! It's true that her adopted children lived in poverty...but not anymore...duh! Angelina...they're living with you..so stop feeling sorry for them!!! We all feel sorry for baby Shiloh...how bad for her to have been borned to a crazy woman like Angelina Jolie....crazy, crazy, crazy.

2007-01-27 22:01:39 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-27 22:00:45 · 1 answers · asked by grassie12345 1 in Movies

I'm thinking of Epic movie or Pan's Labyrinth. How is Pan's labyrinth? I thought the preview looked odd.

2007-01-27 21:59:54 · 8 answers · asked by Jay S 5 in Movies

who sang it and what is the song called? I remeber it being out in the 1990's i think.

2007-01-27 21:58:13 · 23 answers · asked by allgiggles1984 6 in Music

Does anybody know where I can listen or get Tony An (From H.O.T)'s song Aisha? I really want to hear that song, but I can't find it anywhere. It'd be a great help if you help me out. Thank you.

2007-01-27 21:57:30 · 2 answers · asked by Ayumi.Jung 1 in Music

2007-01-27 21:56:58 · 23 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

doesn't that mean that THEY'RE going to end up being crazy, too? I mean, they're DRIVING, right?

2007-01-27 21:56:17 · 20 answers · asked by Mitch 5 in Polls & Surveys

I want to be able to say "I love you" in as many different languages.. ~ the more the better ~

2007-01-27 21:52:49 · 23 answers · asked by Jessie 2 in Polls & Surveys

people keep on saying im a dork for asking such dumb questions. why is wanting to check women to see if they have breast cancer dorky? i think im doing a civil service. what do you think?

2007-01-27 21:52:43 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

On a cold day?

2007-01-27 21:52:20 · 27 answers · asked by Two Peas 7 in Polls & Surveys

i think josh's musics ae different from others
his music makes my heart fly, and make me wake up, and it is very a lovelly music
how about you?
oh ya especially for __you are loved__
it makes everyone bright
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2007-01-27 21:52:18 · 2 answers · asked by RHEIN 1 in Music

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2007-01-27 21:51:51 · 17 answers · asked by sydney 2 in Polls & Surveys

write down 10 songs you like

2007-01-27 21:51:05 · 14 answers · asked by Nina N 1 in Music

2007-01-27 21:49:46 · 3 answers · asked by solstice333 3 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-27 21:49:35 · 13 answers · asked by Natashya K 3 in Polls & Surveys

Bank Account-take a deep breath and read this.


A 92-year-old, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning
by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coifed and shaved perfectly,
even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today.
His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary.
After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he
smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker
to the elevator, and I provided a visual description of his tiny room,
including the eyelet drapes that had been hung on his window "I love
it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been
presented with a new puppy "Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just
wait." "That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied. "Happiness
is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not
doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged, it's how I arrange my
mind. I already decided to love it. "It's a decision I make every morning
when I wake up. I have a choice; I can spend the day in bed recounting
the difficulty I have with the parts of my body that no longer work, or
get out of bed and be thankful for the ones that do. Each day is a gift,
and as long as my eyes open, I'll focus on the new day and all the happy
memories. I've stored away. Just for this time in my life.
Old age is like a bank account. You withdraw from what you've put in. So,
my advice to you would be to deposit a lot of happiness in the bank
account of memories!
Thank you for your part in filling my Memory bank. I am still depositing.

Remember the five simple rules to being happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

2007-01-27 21:48:00 · 31 answers · asked by sexy rack 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-27 21:47:20 · 14 answers · asked by High? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-27 21:45:53 · 13 answers · asked by reeftanksforall.com 2 in Comics & Animation

i have been trying to figure it out for weeks, his ex, shirley has been blackmailing him.

2007-01-27 21:45:31 · 20 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Television