Blonde trying to kill herself?
A blonde woman was tired of people calling her names and teasing her because of the colour of her hair, so she decided to kill herself. She found some rope and went to the park. She tied one end of the rope to a branch of a tree, climbed the tree and then tied the other end of the rope to her neck.
"Good bye, cruel world," and with that, she slid of the branch.
A couple of hours later, a man was walking in the park, when he noticed a blonde hanging from the tree, but the rope was now round her waiste.
"What are you doing?" the man asked in surprise.
"Im killing myself because the world is an evil place." she said with a tear in her eye.
"Well, isn't the rope supposed to be round your neck if your commiting sucide?" he said.
"Oh yes, but i tried that and couldn't breathe!"
2007-01-27 22:03:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL.. good one.. hahaha.. these blonde jokes just keep getting better... lol
thanx & a star for u
2007-01-27 22:11:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics.
"So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying "Ehhhh ..22!".
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice.
"And can you tell us your height, please?".
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!".
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"
The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Mandy!".
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"
"Ohh that!", replies the blonde, "That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you....' "
2007-01-27 22:13:56 · answer #2 · answered by footynutguy 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Very good.
2007-01-27 22:13:32 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why didn't she just dye her hair?
2007-01-27 22:08:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-28 00:03:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
why didny she dye her hair?
2007-01-28 06:04:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha boom boom 9/10
2007-01-27 22:09:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-01-28 04:04:20 · answer #8 · answered by lil_miss_giggles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋