Drunken man?
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back
and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's 'privates' hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out "I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!"
2007-01-27 22:04:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Answers Addict- that was funny
2007-01-27 22:13:43 · update #1
good 1
Lil Johnny (age 5) walked into the bathroom just as his mom was getting out of the shower. He noticed the bush between her legs, pointed at it, then asked "What's that Mommy" ? She replied
"That's my washcloth Johnny."
A week later Lil Johnny walked in on his mom in the bathroom again, but this time her bush was shaved. This really had Johnny confused so he asked "Mommy, where is your washcloth" ? his mom replied back "Oh Johnny, I lost it a few days ago."
The next evening when Lil Johnny's mom returned from having to work an extra long shift at work, Johnny rushed up as she entered the door and excitedly exclaimed "Mommy, Mommy ....... I found your washcloth" ! ...... His mom gave him a puzzled look, as Johnny continued explaining ...... "I saw the babysitter washing Dad's face with it this afternoon while you were gone"
LOL
2007-01-27 22:11:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
an 8
2007-01-27 22:09:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. 8/10.
2007-01-27 22:12:36 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol thats a good one :)
2007-01-27 22:13:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha OMG lol
2007-01-27 22:08:29 · answer #5 · answered by >--Trace---> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-01-27 22:09:07 · answer #6 · answered by footynutguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me smile =)
2007-01-27 22:08:21 · answer #7 · answered by flygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-28 05:54:40 · answer #8 · answered by The Fat Controller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad :-)
2007-01-27 22:08:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO :)
2007-01-27 22:13:09 · answer #10 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋