Entertainment & Music - 26 January 2007

man1--my wife was reading " a tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins,,
man2--my wife was reading" the three musketeers" and she gave birth to triplets,,
man3--ohh my gosh,,my wife's pregnant and shes reading " Ali baba and forty thieves"
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Bob: “Emily, aren’t you afraid of death?” Emily: “I just think of it as a part of life.” Bob: “Yeah. The last part.” (Bob Newhart show/Sy Rosen)
I believe
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doctor--i have a bad news and another worse than that
man--what is it?
doctor--u r going to die in 24 hours
man--what can be worse than that?
doctor--i m trying to meet u since yesterday !!!
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man--how much time have i got?
doctor--10,
man--10 days,10 weeks,10 years,,what??
doctor--10,9,8,7,,,,,
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2007-01-26 21:06:42 · 8 answers · asked by gunkedar 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-26 21:06:33 · 25 answers · asked by Did i just say something silly? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-26 21:06:08 · 4 answers · asked by need a 1 in Music

2007-01-26 21:06:00 · 5 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-26 21:05:53 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

My mix tends to irritate people. Id really like some advice as to how I can adjust or improve this.

2007-01-26 21:05:30 · 6 answers · asked by stabra 3 in Horoscopes

I'm shamelessly addicted to this show, but cant seem to find out when the next episode will air! Please don't tell me it was canceled!

2007-01-26 21:04:40 · 2 answers · asked by xred_dawnx 2 in Television

scarface, john mclaine, chuck norris or steven segal

2007-01-26 21:03:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-01-26 21:02:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter wants to choose her own bridegroom!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. "
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

2007-01-26 21:02:22 · 17 answers · asked by gunkedar 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Its not how funny the joke is its how you tell it :O) Keep smiling heres another one of them silly but worth while jokes. How can you tell if a cyclist is happy?
Count the dead flies on there teeth :O)

2007-01-26 21:01:33 · 13 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Man that really stinks

2007-01-26 20:59:37 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

was she shaking in her boots when she got kicked off? i just heard that she has refused to talk to the newspaper reporters and will not be giving them an interview, she thinks she got it bad can`t wait for the exit of Danielle

2007-01-26 20:58:08 · 14 answers · asked by MAD FEMALE 4 in Television

will you tuck me in? nothing dirty.....but...a story maybe?

2007-01-26 20:57:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

she didnt give jade much greif but yet last night gave jo a hard time she is crap at interviewing and the show is a con as they had warned jade about her conduct before she came out do you agree?

2007-01-26 20:56:24 · 11 answers · asked by andrew h 2 in Television

2007-01-26 20:56:23 · 13 answers · asked by tushar s 1 in Music

2007-01-26 20:55:00 · 16 answers · asked by Atlas 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-26 20:54:55 · 9 answers · asked by soccerplayerchavez66 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-26 20:53:26 · 8 answers · asked by Sumy 1 in Celebrities

i just got lucky and found a site were i could buy a remake of the record put on cd the music of GO AND I'M SO GLAD, YOU CAN BUY IT AT hip o select .com and amazon .com

2007-01-26 20:53:20 · 2 answers · asked by lorie v 7 in Music

2007-01-26 20:53:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

there a new breakbeat crew managed by jay creedy managment

2007-01-26 20:53:06 · 4 answers · asked by jmsokelly 1 in Movies

2007-01-26 20:52:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-26 20:52:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-26 20:51:35 · 18 answers · asked by Tiger by the Tail 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-26 20:51:21 · 13 answers · asked by ?only?me? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-26 20:50:23 · 12 answers · asked by NRG 3 in Polls & Surveys

I'm fairly new in the world of horoscopes and just thought maybe I should dabble into it. I found out that I had the aforementioned Sun, Moon and Rising signs in my chart recently and would like to get some insight on this topic. Anything would be nice actually. And I'm a guy by the way.

2007-01-26 20:48:39 · 2 answers · asked by WGDK 2 in Horoscopes

Come one and all and see the broken man, talking to himself
He sits and waits for something better, he’ll never find it here
The people touch his hair and pinch his cheek; he can’t even feel it

There it goes again, he’s listening to someone
He hears the bitter laughter
And all he wants to know is

2007-01-26 20:48:31 · 3 answers · asked by Aanshik 3 in Music

name. OK He starred in a medical series from that era. Although he played the Director (Head) of the Hospital he played very little role. He was sort of the father figure. He was already in his early 50s' then. He was about 6 Ft tall, caucasian, mostly bold, but quite handsome. He was a big man. Oh yes, he usually wore a beard to detract people from looking at his bold head!

I've seen him in old movies playing villain characters. OK I've already asked the question, WHAT IS HIS NAME?? Could someone help me please.

My old school friend looks just like him NOW, and I want to show the photo of the actor to my dear old friend and get him to lose some weight asap. Thanks...

2007-01-26 20:48:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities