will you tuck me in? nothing dirty.....but...a story maybe?
2007-01-26 20:57:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh for heaven sake Delia! Your father and I put you to bed 3 hours ago! NO, you may not have another glass of water! NO, of course you may not play with the cat... GOOD NIGHT Delia!!!
*pause*
PUT OUT THAT LIGHT, LITTLE MISSY!!!! Don't think you won't get a spanking this time...
*pause*
*dramatic sigh*
Yes, Delia...what is it now? No, the "man in the moon" is not really IN the moon...it's just a figure of speech. It's really past your bedtime, sweetie...Now go upstairs and get back into bed.
Yes, mommy will come with you. NO, mommy will NOT read you another story. Yes, mommy will tuck you in...(*grim voice*)...with duct tape if she has to...
Okay darlin'...yes, goodnight.
*pause*
What the--GET BACK INTO BED, YOUNG LADY!!!! I MEAN IT!!!
*sound of crying*
*long sigh*
(To husband): You know, one day this will be funny...We're going to tell stories to our grandkids about this...with any luck, they'll be just like Delia. Yeah, goodnight to you too.
2007-01-26 21:15:03 · answer #1 · answered by Julia A 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes you can.
I'll gladly tuck you in. No story because I must answer questions on Y Q & A
Sweet dreams
2007-01-27 05:04:29 · answer #2 · answered by Angel Girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ONCE THERE WAS THIS GIRL THAT COULDN'T SLEEP:SO I WILL TELL HER A JOKE:Cowboy joke
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
WHEN YOU ARE DONE LAUGHING:YOU CAN SLEEP
Rob.
2007-01-27 05:06:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Consider yourself tightly tucked. With nothing tonight but a smile . . .
2007-01-27 05:04:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sheesh. Allright, here goes:
Earth orbits round and round
In your bed as you sleep sound
'till the clock storms your sleep
and wakes you from you dreamy deeps
have your way in the worlds
that sleepily unfurl
in the breadth between your blinks
of open eyes and deepest sleeps
2007-01-27 05:05:44 · answer #5 · answered by BRAINS! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sure...here's a story...
Once upon a time, there was a little girl. And she stayed up too late on Yahoo Answers...
And she lived happily ever after, giving all her cyber-friends 2 points.
The End.
Sweet Dreams!
2007-01-27 05:02:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
if you want to. here i'll tuck you in "tucks delia in " now what story do you wanna here green eggs and ham or dumbo .
2007-01-27 05:03:32 · answer #7 · answered by Emery 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Sure, I know a good story.
2007-01-27 05:11:49 · answer #8 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
once upon a time there was a beautiful sweet angelic boy named timothy, all the other boys hated him, but he grew up and married a prince and now all those nasty rude no neck jocks are his servants! the end.
2007-01-27 05:12:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I'm all out of stories tonight. About to go to bed myself. So nite nite.
2007-01-27 05:03:57 · answer #10 · answered by Mummabear 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋