Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter wants to choose her own bridegroom!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. "
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
2007-01-26 21:02:22 · 17 answers · asked by gunkedar 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hhhhhhhhhhhhh so funny so silly
2007-01-26 21:42:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-24 04:50:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA! That was definitely a good one.thanks.
have you heard,
This guy goes into a bar after a promotion to celebrate with his buddies. Aftr a few drinks he notices, behind the bar, a big jar stuffed with $50 bills, so he asks the bartender about it.
The bartender replies, "Oh that's just a running bet we have here. You gotta pay $50 into the pot and if you complete 3 tasks, you win the whole jar. As you can see, no one has ever won."
After a few more beers and 2 shots of Tequila, the man announces in a slightly tipsy voice, "Screw it, I just got a raise. I can afford to lose $50!" and he slams a $50 on the bar. "OK. What do I gotta do?"
"Well," says the bartender "like I said, there are 3 tasks. First you gotta finish a whole bottle of our homemade 200 proof Fire Water, after that you gotta help my pit bull tied up out back. He's got a sore tooth and you have to go pull it out for him. If you survive THAT, you have to go upstairs and pursuade the landlady upstairs to have sex with you. She's a virgin and she's 106 years old. Raping her is obviously out of the question."
"Fair enough" said the half-drunk man. The alcohol coursing through his veins had emboldened him. "Gimme that Fire Water!" And lo and behold, he managed, to everyone's shock to finish the whole bottle without pause.
Barely able to keep the contents of his stomach down, he was turned and nudged, by the astonished bartender in the direction of the back door, where the dog was tied up outside. The man stumbled drunkenly through the door and bravely slammed it closed behind him. A fierce barking, accompanied by breaking glass, garbage cans smashing, yelling and groaning erupted outside. After a minute or so of this racket, a loud dog yelp, followed by it's whining was heard.
Shortly afterwards, the man stumbled back through the door, his clothes torn, blood dripping from multiple bite wounds and looking like he'd been hit by a truck.
Then demanded in a drunken slurred voice, "OK. NOW WHERE'S THAT OLD LADY WITH THE SORE TOOTH?!!"
2007-01-26 22:52:19 · answer #3 · answered by Mary 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one>>>5 out of 10
2007-01-26 22:57:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a great father.His lying for his son's own good. 10/10.
2007-01-26 22:18:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give you a ten if you'll rate my answer the best! Actually it is a funny joke!
2007-01-26 21:07:51 · answer #6 · answered by corylingard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good not bad. 8/10.
2007-01-27 01:14:47 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever - I had to read it twice, not split my sides with laughter.
2007-01-26 21:09:24 · answer #8 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever! i like it....i wish i was bill gates daughter!
2007-01-26 23:47:50 · answer #9 · answered by wasn't going 2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep working on it. It has potential.
2007-01-26 21:10:45 · answer #10 · answered by Bud#21 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋