Entertainment & Music - 25 January 2007

1. be with hot guy/girl of your choice, but you can only have sex with them once a year...
2. ugly guy/girl, but you got to have sex with them all the time

2007-01-25 03:09:29 · 10 answers · asked by So'sYerFace 4 in Polls & Surveys

Can I stay with you tonight? I'm quiet and don't eat much.

2007-01-25 03:09:03 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Subject: Pxnis Tax
To: All Male Taxpayers
From: IRS
Re: Notice of Increase in Tax Payment Form 1040P


The only thing ther IRS has not yet taxed is your pxnis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pxssed off, 30% of the time is is hard up and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of this, it has two dependants and both are nuts.

Accordingly, starting January 1, 2007 your pxnis will be taxed according to it’s size. To determine your category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on page 2, section 7, line 3 of your standard 1040 form.

12-10 inches - Luxury Tax - $50.50

10-8 inches - Pole Tax - $30.00

8-6 inches - Privilege Tax - $15.00

6-4 inches - Nuisance Tax - $5.00

2007-01-25 03:08:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm waiting for a phone call and I'm sooooo bored but can't go out until I hear back from this person. Are you waiting for anything?

2007-01-25 03:08:29 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the film is about a mixed race girl who pretends to be white and tells everyone that her mother is the maid and pretends the other women whom they live with is her mom and gets beat by her boyfriend when he finds out who she really is. i need this film gor a college assignment.

2007-01-25 03:08:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-01-25 03:08:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

me, I nicknamed women "Slot Machines" because you can put tons of money into them and not win anything.

2007-01-25 03:07:46 · 28 answers · asked by Sandstorm222's Biggest Fan 1 in Polls & Surveys

Is it just me, or is American Idol a celebration of the exploitation of the mentally ill? I think some of the contestants might be seriously crazy.

2007-01-25 03:07:40 · 18 answers · asked by JoMama 3 in Television

2007-01-25 03:06:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What am I?

2007-01-25 03:06:57 · 13 answers · asked by Margaret B 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-25 03:06:26 · 20 answers · asked by GreatHunter..... 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 03:06:11 · 25 answers · asked by twatwaffle 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 03:06:07 · 10 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 03:06:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 03:05:55 · 4 answers · asked by Sasha 3 in Music

Imagine if you are born in the middle of space or on another planet. What is your astrological sign

2007-01-25 03:05:03 · 4 answers · asked by sleepy 6 in Horoscopes

I'd like to see Jo and Cleo out. (Pity I can't choose Danielle or Jack)

2007-01-25 03:04:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-25 03:04:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's 9:00 a.m. here, I'm drinking a beer, listening to my playlist and just decided to to Y!A.

2007-01-25 03:04:28 · 4 answers · asked by paswami 2 in Other - Entertainment

2007-01-25 03:04:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 03:03:52 · 17 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Television

2007-01-25 03:03:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 03:02:44 · 27 answers · asked by Jacks036 5 in Polls & Surveys

We don't kim Bauer back on 24 we have Nadia and Chole they both bring sexy back to 24 do you agree with me. I can't stand Kim!

2007-01-25 03:02:34 · 3 answers · asked by Assad 3 in Television

2007-01-25 03:02:09 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

i think that girl at the end.who had the tambourine and was moaning and singing "lady marmalade".she was more crazy than Mary Roach!

2007-01-25 03:01:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

huh ??

:)

2007-01-25 03:01:37 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i am deathly afraid of the doll chucky..

2007-01-25 03:01:06 · 18 answers · asked by Oklahoma Economist 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 03:00:34 · 11 answers · asked by La Princesa 6 in Music

2007-01-25 03:00:30 · 9 answers · asked by mehrasa m 1 in Celebrities