Subject: Pxnis Tax
To: All Male Taxpayers
From: IRS
Re: Notice of Increase in Tax Payment Form 1040P
The only thing ther IRS has not yet taxed is your pxnis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pxssed off, 30% of the time is is hard up and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of this, it has two dependants and both are nuts.
Accordingly, starting January 1, 2007 your pxnis will be taxed according to it’s size. To determine your category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on page 2, section 7, line 3 of your standard 1040 form.
12-10 inches - Luxury Tax - $50.50
10-8 inches - Pole Tax - $30.00
8-6 inches - Privilege Tax - $15.00
6-4 inches - Nuisance Tax - $5.00
2007-01-25 03:08:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
an extension
Please note:
anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a full refund.
Males exceeding 12 inches must file for Capital Gains.
Please do not request an extension
Sincerely,
Pxcker Checker
Internal Revenue Services
2007-01-25 03:11:27 · update #1
I never fought have a small pxnis could make me money, but a tax refund sounds nice, then again I should get money back as I never have a chance to use it.
2007-01-25 03:30:46 · answer #1 · answered by Loader2000 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you mean: "40% of the time?" Try 99% of the time.
One comment:
Is the writer being a little overly cautious?. Since when is the word "penis" dirty?
2007-01-25 03:41:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-01-25 03:17:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mornin` hon. thanks for waiting, enable me see! you recognize i appreciate those ones FAF and some are surely coming to A+E with me. (surprisingly for the male sufferers who get too cocky)!! i like the espresso one; no wait the ermmm Oh don`t make me settle on the different eye isn`t open yet!!! A * for you ; ) Tink x
2016-12-03 00:58:44 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I WILL HAVE TO APPLY FOR THE REBATE THEN CHRIS 10/10
2007-01-25 03:37:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
FunnY Funny? It's hilarious. Thanks for making my day. I guess I better prepare my honey for the luxury tax! LOL! LOL! Thanks for a great one. I have to send this one to my friends. LOL! Have a great day!
2007-01-25 03:20:40 · answer #6 · answered by sherijgriggs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definitly laughed my @$$ off at nuisance tax. lol
2007-01-25 03:17:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao !
good one 10/10
2007-01-25 03:27:58 · answer #8 · answered by thunderchild67 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny but not fair, ******* should be taxed too
2007-01-25 04:18:41 · answer #9 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, lol.
2007-01-25 04:51:35 · answer #10 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋