give a young woman a lift. She looks at him in awe and says:
" It's you is n't it ...you're that man off the telly..wow my Nan is your greatest fan...Oh, I'd do anything to say hello to my Nan on the radio."
" Anything??" asks Terry
"Yes anything...she'd be chuffed to bits."
" Ok then " says Terry as he turns into a lay-by and stops the car.
" Anything??" " Yes I said...anything".
Terry opens his flies ,takes out his c0ck and tells her..." There you are, you know what to do..."
She gets hold of his c0ck and moves her head slowly towards it...
When her mouth is 2 inches away she says..
"Hello Nan .....it's me .....you'll never guess who I'm with...."
2007-01-23
09:48:08
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