Entertainment & Music - 23 January 2007

Father to be stands up quiclly as the doctor approaches him with what he hopes is good news. ''Is everything OK?'' He says to the Doc. The Doc. tells him he has a son, but there is cause for concern & he may want to sit down. 'What is it, is the boy disabled or something, I dont mind, please just tell me whats wrong!'' No says the Doc it's not that. It's much worse than that. ''What, worse? What could possibly be worse, does he have a week to live or something, just tell me?'' No, no, no says the Doc shaking his head, It's much, much worse than that. Totally beyond himself by now, the man sits down with his head in his hands, and pleads with the Doctor to give it to him straight.
''O.K.'' He says''there is no easy way to say this, but unfortunetly I'm truly sorry to be the one to tell you this but.................................
Your boy, he's Ginger!!!

2007-01-23 09:59:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Should I stop?

2007-01-23 09:59:03 · 15 answers · asked by Nina 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 09:58:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if you kill my cat, and you get arrested, does that fix that fact that you killed my cat?

2007-01-23 09:58:05 · 8 answers · asked by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 09:57:54 · 13 answers · asked by akiesha b 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-23 09:57:30 · 11 answers · asked by XBrooklynbabeX 2 in Television

in your underware or shaving your butt and dipping it in a bowl of gin?

2007-01-23 09:57:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 09:57:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tribe Called Quest and the Dogg Pound vs. G-Unit and the St. Lunatics

Special Referee Busta-Rhymes

2007-01-23 09:57:03 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What comic described his selection for the 200 Monday Night Football booth as “a quirky hire”?

2007-01-23 09:56:59 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Mine: "OMG, isnt troy just like the hotty superbomb?" monique

i think thats what it is

2007-01-23 09:56:41 · 8 answers · asked by pinkballerina101 2 in Celebrities

2007-01-23 09:56:17 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 09:55:59 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i seen the video when brendon got hit with a bottle at a concert.my friend says he's gonna to a panic! concert and hit the lead singer with a bottle.what should i do
sit there and laugh
or stop him ?

2007-01-23 09:55:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I'm taking a survey! Please include album name. This can include songs he wrote while with the Beatles. My faves:

Band on the Run - Band on the Rim
Nineteen Hundred and Eighty-Five - Band on the Run
Mrs. Vandebilt - Band on the Run

2007-01-23 09:55:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

looks like all of the bases have been covered.

2007-01-23 09:55:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

...............none

2007-01-23 09:54:40 · 36 answers · asked by Dr. Mojo 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 09:54:30 · 4 answers · asked by LadyRebecca 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm Libra

2007-01-23 09:54:29 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-01-23 09:54:28 · 3 answers · asked by Lilly 2 in Celebrities

They were having open sex on tv this evening at 10.10pm Is it necessary for them to do this or is this just to entertain perverts?
The programme is on right now and he is a dirty looking old man with shoulder length hair and red tartan shirt. ugh!!

2007-01-23 09:54:22 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-23 09:54:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 09:53:55 · 33 answers · asked by dsw 2 in Television

I thought I could use a good laugh.
How long is a chinese man's name.

2007-01-23 09:53:55 · 5 answers · asked by betatesterwood 3 in Jokes & Riddles

American: Whatz up Dog?
British: Hello Mate!

2007-01-23 09:53:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it is sad that that is the only way they can get attention

2007-01-23 09:52:44 · 18 answers · asked by Wish 6 in Polls & Surveys

Little jonny has an new teacher ansd she is writing her name and the assiment on the board she hears a giggle and she turns and sayd well billy what is so funny he says im sorry miss but i just saw one of you garters this reall angrs the teacher so she tell him to go home she dosnt want to see him for 3 days. After he left she got so fluster she forgot the assimnet but she remeber it later now she had to reach all the way up and she hears another giggle that starles her and she dropes the chalk. she turns around and say what is so funny tommy he says im sorry but i just saw both your garters this time she was really mad and she was more severe with the punishment this time she sent him home for 3 weeks now she bent over to find the chalk and she herd a loud full belly laugh and she turns and screms at little jonny who is lkeaving the room. Where do you think you are goin young man he simply answers from what i just saw my school days are over.

2007-01-23 09:52:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-23 09:52:16 · 6 answers · asked by esha26 1 in Music

2007-01-23 09:52:08 · 2 answers · asked by CROWN_PRINCE 3 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-23 09:52:06 · 23 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys