A women went to the pet store, she wanted a talking parrot. But they were all to expensive. As she was ready to leave the store, the sales person says we have a parrot real cheap, but all he says R real bad cuss words. The lady a very religious women decides her & her family can change the parrots bad ways, so she buys him. Well after about a week and all he kept saying was MF she decided they needed help. She called their reverend & explained all, he said he would be right over, when he knocked on the door the parrot yells out come in MF Oh my the reverend says! I will need to take him home & train him. After a while the reverend calls the family, says the bird has been saved! So Sunday at church the reverend brings out the parrot, tells all what a miracle has happened. He then tells the parrot raise your right foot, he does and recites the Lords prayer, all in shock!he raises the left foot ,Hail Mary, a lady yells raise 2 feet, the parrot yells out U dumb MF I will fall on my a--!!
2007-01-23
10:06:40
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