A women went to the pet store, she wanted a talking parrot. But they were all to expensive. As she was ready to leave the store, the sales person says we have a parrot real cheap, but all he says R real bad cuss words. The lady a very religious women decides her & her family can change the parrots bad ways, so she buys him. Well after about a week and all he kept saying was MF she decided they needed help. She called their reverend & explained all, he said he would be right over, when he knocked on the door the parrot yells out come in MF Oh my the reverend says! I will need to take him home & train him. After a while the reverend calls the family, says the bird has been saved! So Sunday at church the reverend brings out the parrot, tells all what a miracle has happened. He then tells the parrot raise your right foot, he does and recites the Lords prayer, all in shock!he raises the left foot ,Hail Mary, a lady yells raise 2 feet, the parrot yells out U dumb MF I will fall on my a--!!
2007-01-23 10:06:40 · 4 answers · asked by bodacious baby 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol Yes, I did get a laugh. Thank you for sharing
2007-01-23 10:22:04 · answer #1 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 out of 10. It was cute.
2007-01-23 18:37:14 · answer #2 · answered by mrsrhowell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute
2007-01-23 18:11:51 · answer #3 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
reeeeeeeeeeeeally bad. Sorry ( :
2007-01-23 18:10:17 · answer #4 · answered by Freakgirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋