give a young woman a lift. She looks at him in awe and says:
" It's you is n't it ...you're that man off the telly..wow my Nan is your greatest fan...Oh, I'd do anything to say hello to my Nan on the radio."
" Anything??" asks Terry
"Yes anything...she'd be chuffed to bits."
" Ok then " says Terry as he turns into a lay-by and stops the car.
" Anything??" " Yes I said...anything".
Terry opens his flies ,takes out his c0ck and tells her..." There you are, you know what to do..."
She gets hold of his c0ck and moves her head slowly towards it...
When her mouth is 2 inches away she says..
"Hello Nan .....it's me .....you'll never guess who I'm with...."
2007-01-23 09:48:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is the BEST joke ever posted on answers (so far) 10/10 and NO I'm not crawling for points.
2007-01-23 09:53:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have not listened to Radio One by ability of determination for a good few years. i'm no longer which include the time at artwork at the same time as i become compelled through a co worker with too a lot ability to take heed to it. Fearne Cotton has as a lot personality as a fart. i'm no longer a great Jo Whiley fan yet she is way more suitable a presenter than Fearne 'i'm wondering actually no longer something on the prompt' Cotton. And OMG is Tim Westwood truly fifty one??? Age shouldn't truly come into it, that is going to be about proposing skills. i'd say that Radio One went with immaturity truly than age - purely going through Chris Moyles and Tim Westwood in this one. Radio One is stale, it is no longer something compared to what it become in the course of the 80s and 90s
2016-10-16 00:18:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heehee. Now that's a good one!
Although I like good old TW, so I really shouldn't laugh
2007-01-23 10:06:57 · answer #3 · answered by Natalie B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh wow. i take it she was blond?
by the way, mr. habits, id report you except that must have been hard to make and it really is a peice of art.
2007-01-23 09:52:36 · answer #4 · answered by pinkcbpoet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 10\10
2007-01-23 09:53:24 · answer #5 · answered by mrsrhowell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-23 18:20:34 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha! Hilarious!
2007-01-23 09:52:29 · answer #7 · answered by Carrot Cruncher 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
whoo hoo i loved your joke. that was soooo funny....
2007-01-23 09:51:33 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice!
2007-01-23 09:54:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that was funny.
2007-01-23 09:51:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋