Entertainment & Music - 23 January 2007

Who sings that one song that goes:

take a look at my girlfriend, cuz shes the only one i got.
do do do do
not much of a girlfriend, i never seem to get a lot.
do do do do

2007-01-23 12:33:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

how many seasons does 7th heaven have. can u please name all of them. when did they start....................

2007-01-23 12:33:29 · 1 answers · asked by Saul 1 in Television

Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alone,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bone
Go and grab a Penthouse it's the one with Sharon Stone
Hey Masturbata!

I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nice,
Once ain't enough so I have to do it twice
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advice
Hey Masturbata!

I use some baby oil or a little Vaseline,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet clean
Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its been
Hey Masturbata!

I do it in the car when I'm driving down the street,
One hand on the wheel and the other on my meat
I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the seat
Hey Masturbata!

Since I was a kid I have been a masturbater,
Choke the chicken; hum the knob, squeezing the tomato
I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her
Hey, Masturbata!

Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacon,
Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm makin'.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achin'.
Hey, Masturbata!

2007-01-23 12:33:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I moved away from Britain 8 years ago and I miss British T.V so much! We have BBC America over here but, unless you like re runs of decorating shows and Footballers Wives, you are out of luck! We also have PBS stations which show Are You Being Served etc SOMEBODY SAVE ME FROM AMERICAN T.V !!!!!!!

2007-01-23 12:32:35 · 11 answers · asked by Head Chef Emzere69 2 in Television

2007-01-23 12:32:29 · 3 answers · asked by dikatana27 2 in Comics & Animation

Who is your idol or favourite person and WHY?

2007-01-23 12:31:37 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I learned this song about 30 years ago and cannot find it anywhere on any lyric sites if you can help, that would be great. Thanks

2007-01-23 12:31:23 · 3 answers · asked by tonya c 1 in Music

...do you just look at the pictures or do a full scan of the whole page to try to get to know the person before becoming a friend?

I'm nosy, I look at everything!

2007-01-23 12:31:19 · 15 answers · asked by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I would rather be loved more...all of my emotions are very deep and too many times I have been the one who loves more. It breaks my heart to feel that way♥

2007-01-23 12:31:03 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

That doesn’t necessarily mean we believe anything about the Occult; it just means we’re intrigued by its history.

For example: http://www.amiannoying.com/view.aspx?ID=18006

2007-01-23 12:30:44 · 3 answers · asked by blooutflash 3 in Horoscopes

2007-01-23 12:30:44 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im serious the way they demean these kids is getting a little , no a lot ridiculous

2007-01-23 12:30:36 · 8 answers · asked by stargazer 5 in Polls & Surveys

One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.

She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"

The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."

Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

2007-01-23 12:30:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Penis needs a raise



The Penis

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

* I do physical labor.
* I work at great depths.
* I plunge head first into everything I do.
* I do not get weekends or holidays off.
* I work in a damp environment.
* I work in a dark area with poor ventilation.
* I work in an area with high temperatures.
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

The Penis

Part 2 down below

2007-01-23 12:30:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What is the reason behind the Star Wars movies coming out in wierd order (IV, V, VI, I, II, III), and why was there a big gap of time when they stopped being made after Episode VI?

2007-01-23 12:30:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-01-23 12:30:05 · 25 answers · asked by Eureka! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 12:30:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

i don't know

2007-01-23 12:30:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-23 12:29:52 · 5 answers · asked by kmario wart godzilla bowser 2 in Movies

(In a positive way.)

2007-01-23 12:29:48 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 12:29:33 · 5 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 12:29:11 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Starting dating this lovely sweet girl about 6 weeks ago,things WERE getting serious but now i need help cause i don't know what to do....The problem is she has a photograph of this man next to her bed,at first in didn't bother me,but over time it start to worry me.So i asked her if it was an ex-husband or a boyfriend,she laughed at me and said NO,what a relief that was....but i was still curious so asked her if it was her brother or father she said it wasn't.In the end i asked her straight,Who is it then? she replied that it was her before the surgery!!!!!


What would you do in this situation...???????

2007-01-23 12:28:49 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

All of my 'have you ever' questions, he answers with "Yes I Have."

Has JudasRabbi ever squirted milk out of his eye sockets while answering questions and swallowing putrid kumquats whole?

♥

2007-01-23 12:28:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Next wednesday it is famous duo day at my school. I go to a christian school and me and my friend are 14 and i'm 13. Does anyone have any ideas on what we should be??

2007-01-23 12:28:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Her name is also Rachel Green in The show Friends.

2007-01-23 12:27:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

What rymes with fish?? I already have dish wish and use real Words NOT made up word....

2007-01-23 12:27:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know where i can get season 4 of boy meets world?

2007-01-23 12:27:48 · 5 answers · asked by lovin#8DEJ 1 in Comics & Animation

I end up saying, "I would rather not say," because a smartass answer is dying to get out...

2007-01-23 12:27:13 · 25 answers · asked by Salma 4 in Polls & Surveys

During the Musicspace TV commercial for their CD "Goin' South," they play a sampling of all the songs on the CD with their names, however at the very end of the commercial when the ordering information is displayed, a really kickadze guitar solo starts playing and FOR THE LIFE OF ME, I cannot remember what song the solo comes from!!! If anyone has heard this, tell me what the song is please. A list of tracks on the CD can be found here to help you out: http://www.musicspace.com/product.asp?MSPID=&catalog%5Fname=MusicSpace&product%5Fid=MS1280&partner%5Fid=go%5Fgosouth

2007-01-23 12:26:21 · 2 answers · asked by Ryan 2 in Music