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One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.

She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"

The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."

Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

2007-01-23 12:30:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

hahaha, thats what you call a con hahahh thats was totally awesome, hahahaaa

2007-01-23 12:41:08 · answer #1 · answered by Guitr Playrrr 2 · 0 0

lol nice one

2007-01-23 12:36:44 · answer #2 · answered by blondeeee95 3 · 0 0

Haha....funny, funny.

XD

2007-01-23 12:49:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha ha lol good one

2007-01-23 12:52:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that was really funny LOL

2007-01-23 13:10:38 · answer #5 · answered by heyyall 2 · 0 0

great one. she got played.

2007-01-23 12:34:46 · answer #6 · answered by owned by a siberian husky 4 · 0 0

nice!

2007-01-23 12:34:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wow...lol

2007-01-23 12:41:32 · answer #8 · answered by Dee 6 · 0 0

She's a moron....

2007-01-23 12:38:40 · answer #9 · answered by from HJ 7 · 0 0

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