Entertainment & Music - 23 January 2007

I love you

2007-01-23 18:14:24 · 23 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

or is beer food?

2007-01-23 18:14:17 · 15 answers · asked by Agent99 6 in Polls & Surveys

ok i was just wondering if any one has the karma police piano notes or the my chemical romance's cancer. i desperatly need these notes, i keep looking and asking, and no one responds, please help!!!!!

2007-01-23 18:13:47 · 4 answers · asked by ? 6 in Music

2007-01-23 18:12:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I really the song sunsets by powderfinger but have no idea what is about. Is it about breaking up? Lost love? Was hoping somebody could shed some light on this for me.

2007-01-23 18:10:58 · 1 answers · asked by mektk1979 2 in Music

"Oh my God Haley, these Chocodiles, these chocodiles, Oh my God, these Chocodiles, Oh my God"

2007-01-23 18:10:49 · 2 answers · asked by Rotten Johnny 5 in Television

so will I still be able to buy their albums even though the band itself is no longer around anymore?

2007-01-23 18:08:43 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-23 18:05:31 · 9 answers · asked by rob thomas 1 in Polls & Surveys

Whe sings the song with the lyrics...
chickity china the chinese chicken.
Ive got a history of taking of my shirt.
Watching xfiles with the lights on.
Its ben, two days since you looked at me, threw your arms to the side and said your sorry.


Its a bit mixed up but someone out there must no?

2007-01-23 18:04:00 · 8 answers · asked by emesumau 4 in Music

2007-01-23 18:03:52 · 19 answers · asked by rob thomas 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 18:03:28 · 34 answers · asked by Raven 6 in Polls & Surveys

HE: I'm a photographer…I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once; or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE: Okay, but would you stay there?

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

HE: Go on, don’t be shy... Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why, are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: why, don’t you already have one?

HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: You know I can't seem to get your face out of my mind.
SHE: Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you out of my face!!!

HE: When I look at your face, I can't hold my self down…
SHE: And when I look at your face I can't seem to keep my food down!

HE: You know when they made u they must have broken the mold.
SHE: Yeah and when they were making you must have leaked out of your mold!!

HE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as beautiful as you?
SHE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m sure there's no one as ugly as you!

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

HE: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
SHE: It's in the phone book.

HE: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not Enter

HE: I know how to please a woman.
SHE: Then please leave me alone.

HE: I want to give myself to you.
SHE: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
SHE: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Your body is like a temple
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.
SHE: No, but it looks like you landed on your face!

2007-01-23 18:01:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In particular the song where Trent Reznor says" I want to phuck you like an animal"?

2007-01-23 18:01:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 18:00:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

To watch your dinner,like a big porterhouse?

2007-01-23 18:00:45 · 19 answers · asked by Agent99 6 in Polls & Surveys

and I can go out tonight after dinner. Would anyone like to join me?

2007-01-23 17:59:52 · 11 answers · asked by love slave of he who saved her 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-23 17:59:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

SMILE !!

Yeah, smile everybody, that's the whole purpose of 'Jokes' anyway .

Did this one make YOU smile ?

2007-01-23 17:58:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

would you still do what captured your attention?

2007-01-23 17:57:50 · 16 answers · asked by Agent99 6 in Polls & Surveys

losing it all

2007-01-23 17:57:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Jesus welt...

2007-01-23 17:56:29 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why does it work?

2007-01-23 17:56:29 · 4 answers · asked by Earl R 1 in Horoscopes

2007-01-23 17:56:03 · 8 answers · asked by planewayne72@sbcglobal.net 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-23 17:55:36 · 2 answers · asked by jeffrey 3 in Television

why am I even in this place (Yahoo Answers) just to get insulted and made fun of when I say or ask something?

I'm just wondering cause I just take it as that person is just expressing their opinion no matter how childish, degrading or rude it is and I feel that I have a lot to offer this community and have made good online friends along the way.

2007-01-23 17:55:36 · 14 answers · asked by LS 4 in Polls & Surveys

An office manager had money problems & had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill... He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the next morning. Well, both employees came to work very early.

Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break. Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break - strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk.

Then the manager thought he'd wait & see who would leave work the earliest, and both employees stayed after closing. Jill finally went to the coat rack & the manager went up to her & said, "Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off."

Jill said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus."

2007-01-23 17:54:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Ex. I like this guy and i don't know if i should tell him cause we r good friends and he likes this other girl... i think...

Should I tell him?

And would u have the guts to take that advice u r giving me?

2007-01-23 17:53:58 · 24 answers · asked by Pie iz GOOD!!! 2 in Polls & Surveys

A decent man started going into the neighborhood drug store every week and buying 2 dozen boxes of condoms. Week after week, he would come in with the same order. One day, the druggist felt he had to say something to the man.

"Wow! You must have the stamina of a bull. Talk about getting lucky! How on earth do you use that many condoms a week?

"The man looked at him in disgust and said, "I beg your pardon, but I find the whole idea of sex repulsive!"

So, the druggist asked, "Then what do you do with all those condoms?"

The gentleman answered, "I feed them to my dog and now she poops in little plastic bags."

2007-01-23 17:52:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-23 17:52:24 · 13 answers · asked by Big hands Big feet 7 in Celebrities

I'm referring to all the top answerers here.

2007-01-23 17:51:47 · 13 answers · asked by rob thomas 1 in Polls & Surveys