HE: I'm a photographer…I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!
HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once; or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE: Okay, but would you stay there?
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
HE: Go on, don’t be shy... Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why, are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: why, don’t you already have one?
HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: You know I can't seem to get your face out of my mind.
SHE: Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you out of my face!!!
HE: When I look at your face, I can't hold my self down…
SHE: And when I look at your face I can't seem to keep my food down!
HE: You know when they made u they must have broken the mold.
SHE: Yeah and when they were making you must have leaked out of your mold!!
HE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as beautiful as you?
SHE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m sure there's no one as ugly as you!
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
HE: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
SHE: It's in the phone book.
HE: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not Enter
HE: I know how to please a woman.
SHE: Then please leave me alone.
HE: I want to give myself to you.
SHE: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
SHE: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
HE: Your body is like a temple
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.
SHE: No, but it looks like you landed on your face!
2007-01-23 18:01:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Pretty funny, but they all require a ***** slap to her face!
2007-01-23 18:07:53 · answer #1 · answered by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That Q is long, but I think I would love you forever. You sound like a guy who would worship a very deserving woman. Wish I knew you.
2007-01-23 18:05:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! Yeah i'm a kid so only perverts hav said that stuff to me and surprisingly i hav used sum of those and well u gave me sum mor thanx!
2007-01-23 18:09:37 · answer #3 · answered by i_luv_ca2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All u have 2 do is tell him the truth.
2007-01-23 18:06:04 · answer #4 · answered by deni2darri 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its not ways to turn down a romantic guy..its just ways of being sarcastic when an unwanted guy came into your life..hehe..
2007-01-23 18:08:38 · answer #5 · answered by na_blink182 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolololol, if those lines are your idea of romantic it's no wonder you're single. if you really want insight into females make friends with a gay man! (sorry I'm personally too busy to help you out!)
2007-01-23 18:05:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
l'll just be honest with him instead of beating around the bush. He'll get over it. With so many pretty girls around, i'm sure he'll bounce back.
Wow, that was really l.....o......n.......g.
2007-01-23 18:17:15 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! I love it! 10!
2007-01-23 18:04:48 · answer #8 · answered by bashnick 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, thanks for the laugh andthe tips that you gave us girls that we too can use them to show door to guys.
Hee hee
2007-01-23 18:20:15 · answer #9 · answered by Just wanna do it man!!!!! A Love 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
geez, dnt u have a short cut!
just say sorry but ur not my type!!!! & walk away
2007-01-23 18:06:08 · answer #10 · answered by 2D1iLuV 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋