Entertainment & Music - 22 January 2007

>There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell >her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most >of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. > >An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room. As he >approached the desk, the Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you >seeing the Doctor for today?" >"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. >The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a >crowded Doctor's Room and say things like that." >"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. >The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in >this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong >with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the >Doctor in private." >The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, >if the answer could embarrass anyone." >The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. >The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" >"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. >The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her >advice. >"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" >"I can't piss out of it," the man replied. >The Waiting Room erupted in laughter.

2007-01-22 06:54:28 · 34 answers · asked by diana h 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Did you hear about?

This guy goes into a bar leading a half-sized alligator on a leash. The barman yells at him, "You can't bring that animal in here!"

The man says, "This isn't just any old alligator, he knows tricks. I'll show you." He lets the alligator climb up on the bar, then says, "This alligator can hold his mouth open for any length of time you say, to the exact second. Name a time."

So, the bartender says "47 seconds." The man says, "OK, when I say go, start your watch. Go!" The alligator opens its mouth wide, while the bartender watches his mouth. The man says, "To prove how much confidence I have in my pet, I'm gonna lay my d ick in his mouth. But, just for safety's sake, start counting the seconds from 45 on." The man does so, and when the bartender starts saying "45...46...47..," right when he says 48 the man pulls back his d ick and the alligator's mouth snaps shut.

Everyone at the bar was very impressed with this stunt. The man says, "Thanks a lot! Now, would anyone else like to try?" And, of course, all the men just sort of mumble and turn back to their drinks. I mean, trust only goes so far.

One little guy at the end raises his hand rather timidly.

The man says, "You there!! You're a real man! You brave enough to try this??!"

To which the other man says, "Yes, but I don't think I could keep my mouth open the whole 47 seconds."

2007-01-22 06:54:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Who is the current, greatest whiteboy around, Ryan Seacrest or K-Fed?

I know many of you would like JT or Mc Dreamy... but there can be only one...

2007-01-22 06:54:22 · 8 answers · asked by rabbi0230 2 in Celebrities

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Canadian's ONLY please answer?

Do you ever get american pennies, nickles, dimes in your change?
Do the meachines that don't take them piss you off too?

2007-01-22 06:53:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who is Jay-Z's girlfriend?

(1)chritina augilera(2)jameila(3)beyoncey

2007-01-22 06:53:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Is it OK to let the little guy get some air while I'm sitting at my desk?

2007-01-22 06:53:24 · 10 answers · asked by dj 4 in Polls & Surveys

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If you buy your lunch every day, what's the name of the restaurant you eat at or order from most often?

There's a little taqueria (Mexican restaurant) down the street and the food is delicious, the portions are huge, and it's dirt cheap. No wonder my @ss is getting so fat! lol

2007-01-22 06:53:06 · 23 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Did you like the movie "The lady in the water', or did it suck something awful?

My girlfriend saw TLITW, and she loathed it. She said it was the worst movie EVER.

I haven't seen it yet, but I want to. I feel ambivalent about M. Night Shyamalan's movies. The first ones were splendid, but when I saw THE VILLAGE for the first time, I was madder than Norman Bates on smackpipe.

Actually, the first time I saw THE VILLAGE, I was abysmally disappointed. But after seeing it a few more times, it kind of grew on me. So now, I sort of like THE VILLAGE.

What say you, Stinky-poo? : )

2007-01-22 06:53:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Is this gross injustice or what?

In CA last week, 2 gang members fired upon opposing gang members and in doing so, killed a 9 year old girl in a nearby house. They were charged with nothing as it was considered self defense.
Over the weekend, a man trying to protect his house (and the medical marijuana he grows because he has cancer) shot a 15 year old boy with an air rifle as alegedly they were trying to break in and brandished a hammer. The home owner was charged with murder, as well as the 15 yr old's older cousin as accessory to murder special circumstances.

I don't get what's wrong with the laws in this country.

Should I just give up and move to Canada already?

2007-01-22 06:52:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Can you help me, I am at the mall right now, What can I buy Uncle Billy?

I think I see a liquor store....................

2007-01-22 06:52:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why do so many anime fans hate Jesus?

Narutofan forums is a perfect example.

2007-01-22 06:52:52 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

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This is my last question for today. What should i ask?

2007-01-22 06:52:44 · 5 answers · asked by i totally agree with you!! not 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Does whatever happens in the garage stay in the garage?

just wonderin'...thanks alot*

2007-01-22 06:52:43 · 8 answers · asked by *toona* 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What Film Is This...?

When I was A kid In the Early 90's there was a horror film in which all i can remember happening was someone pushing a wardrope against the door to stop a doll or something trying to kill her.
also all i can remember was a pair of dolls eyes on slinky's (springs) falling down the stairs... any idea's???

2007-01-22 06:52:36 · 13 answers · asked by Leigh-Anne A 1 in Movies

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Supernatural/Horror Films?

I like supernatural/horror films but dont scare easy can anyone think of one that should have me hiding behind a cusion. Before you go recommending films like Saw, Ammityville Horror
dont bother because they had no effect.

2007-01-22 06:52:22 · 28 answers · asked by Claire U.K 3 in Movies

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