>There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell >her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most >of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. > >An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room. As he >approached the desk, the Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you >seeing the Doctor for today?" >"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. >The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a >crowded Doctor's Room and say things like that." >"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. >The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in >this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong >with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the >Doctor in private." >The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, >if the answer could embarrass anyone." >The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. >The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" >"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. >The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her >advice. >"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" >"I can't piss out of it," the man replied. >The Waiting Room erupted in laughter.
2007-01-22 06:54:28 · 34 answers · asked by diana h 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, funny
2007-01-22 06:57:52 · answer #1 · answered by OhSimonsBinDrinkin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good and very true. A friend of mine went to the doctors and was asked similar questions from the somewhat frosty receptionist. The conversation went something like.
Receptionist: "And what 's wrong with you then?"
Jim: "Well that's something to discuss with the doctor."
R : "But I need to know."
J "Why, are you medically qualified?"
R "No."
J : "So you aren't going to give me a diagnosis or a prescription then?"
R "No."
J "So you're just being nosy then in front of all these people. I'll tell you what, why don't you tell everybody what's been wrong with you? Have you had piles or a sexually transmitted disease?"
R "Now you're being stupid."
J "You started it. Now can I see the doctor please or do we go through your complete medical history? Oh, by the way I'm a paramedic so I do know what I'm talking about, and it'll be to the doctor, not you."
The receptionist made the appointment and Jim got a round of applause.
2007-01-22 07:03:21 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it - I hate doctor's receptionists
2007-01-22 06:58:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a star and a lol and a 10/10
2007-01-22 07:09:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need a wee ha hah ah a
2007-01-22 07:00:13 · answer #5 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good clean joke 10/10
2007-01-22 07:26:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ear ear very good
2007-01-22 06:59:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha I like it!! hehe damn doctor's receptionists - they're all on power trips!! lol :-)
2007-01-22 06:58:14 · answer #8 · answered by Cat burgler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol
2007-01-22 07:37:25 · answer #9 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny it was posted b4 too
2007-01-22 07:11:20 · answer #10 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A great joke that is so topical.
2007-01-22 06:58:28 · answer #11 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋