Entertainment & Music - 20 January 2007

A no-good husband had been staying out, drinking and chasing women, then he came stumbling
home at about 3am. Knowing he would be in BIG trouble, he came up with a plan...
he'd sneak into the bedroom and perform oral sex on the wife.
THAT always made her happy. Sure enough, he snuck into the dark bedroom,
slipped quietly over to the bed and did the oral sex. She sleepily moaned
and groaned, so he knew everything was ok.
Afterwards, he went into the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he flipped
on the light, to his astonishment, he saw his wife sitting on the toilet!
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??" He yells!
"shhhh", she whispered..."you'll wake Mother!"

2007-01-20 06:33:44 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Im 14 and one of my friends who older has a real recording thing and hes in rapping group and they said i have a good voice but i tried singing fast because they kinda rap but sometimes i messed up the words or my tongue got tied up..how can i learn how to sing faster/rap better without jumbling up the words? and also since im still going through puberty kinda sometimes my voice goes silent for a second or my voice cracks, how can i fix this?

2007-01-20 06:33:31 · 6 answers · asked by Leo 3 in Music

2007-01-20 06:33:19 · 33 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 06:33:08 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

pleassee and thankss.

2007-01-20 06:32:39 · 9 answers · asked by sayy whattt 3 in Music

2007-01-20 06:32:18 · 61 answers · asked by Bob the Cat.™ 4 in Polls & Surveys

David beckham is called to his maangers office to discuss the team tactics for his next football match ..when he starts to look a bit confused.his manager asks him if everything is ok..beckham gives a puzzled look and says " boss tactics are they the small white mints that make your breathe smell fresh" no replys the manager they are tic tacs.

2007-01-20 06:32:11 · 12 answers · asked by jcraze1 3 in Jokes & Riddles

irish song

2007-01-20 06:32:07 · 17 answers · asked by gary m 1 in Music

got anything in there lives better to do than think they can solve problems of people on here. you all give horrible coments and are all not very good at solving problems for people who ask.some can be helpful but not very many. but it baffels me that people can be so sarcastic and rude whats the point of answering questions when you all come out with nasty cr@p i no this questions going to answered with nastyness but to them who do get a life

2007-01-20 06:31:39 · 14 answers · asked by shon 3 in Jokes & Riddles

All the one's on BB are retards?

2007-01-20 06:31:32 · 27 answers · asked by Uni Boy 1 in Celebrities

that its my birthday today. :) im 19, yay!!!

2007-01-20 06:31:21 · 2 answers · asked by Dead Birds Don't Poop 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 06:31:17 · 4 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

This is following on from my earlier question, about whether this is the best section. Don't you think you people have better things to say about such subjects?

2007-01-20 06:30:52 · 5 answers · asked by Foot Foot 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 06:30:43 · 34 answers · asked by Sunrise 5 in Polls & Surveys

Explain why?

2007-01-20 06:30:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is your favorite episode?

2007-01-20 06:30:07 · 15 answers · asked by Answerfinder1360 5 in Television

There once was a mirrior that you had to tell the truth to.If you ever lied to the mirrior, you would disappear. So one day a brunette, redhead and a blonde decide to visit the mirrior. The brunette walks up to the magical mirrior and says "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." POOF! She disappeared.
The redhead walked up to the mirrior and said "I think I'm the smartest woman in the world." POOF! She also disappeared. Finally, the blonde walks up to the mirrior and says, "I think," POOF! She disappeared.

2007-01-20 06:29:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

dad he says, whats the difference between potentially and reality? His dad thinks for a moment then tells him to go ask his mother if she'd sleep with the milkman for 2 million pounds. johnny does so and comes back and says yes she would. ok says dad, now ask your sister if she'd sleep with the postman for 2 million pounds.johhny does so and comes back and says yes she would. well there's your answer son says dad, potentially we're sitting on 4 million pounds, in reallity we're living with a couple of whores.

2007-01-20 06:29:32 · 25 answers · asked by John H 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-20 06:28:58 · 4 answers · asked by Selliah 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-20 06:28:50 · 6 answers · asked by butz_199 2 in Movies

LEFT ONE............???????????/

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2007-01-20 06:28:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you go away on a summer's day_____________________.

2007-01-20 06:28:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 06:28:24 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 06:28:12 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 06:27:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-20 06:27:51 · 15 answers · asked by x 7 in Polls & Surveys

do the celebrities that have myspace actually look at their messages or do they have assistants check on them. i think i would pee my pants if kenny chesney actually read a message from me! lol.

2007-01-20 06:27:22 · 9 answers · asked by n_need_of_help 2 in Celebrities

2007-01-20 06:27:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-01-20 06:26:49 · 26 answers · asked by stargazer 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 06:26:21 · 2 answers · asked by Mark C 1 in Television