A no-good husband had been staying out, drinking and chasing women, then he came stumbling
home at about 3am. Knowing he would be in BIG trouble, he came up with a plan...
he'd sneak into the bedroom and perform oral sex on the wife.
THAT always made her happy. Sure enough, he snuck into the dark bedroom,
slipped quietly over to the bed and did the oral sex. She sleepily moaned
and groaned, so he knew everything was ok.
Afterwards, he went into the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he flipped
on the light, to his astonishment, he saw his wife sitting on the toilet!
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??" He yells!
"shhhh", she whispered..."you'll wake Mother!"
2007-01-20 06:33:44 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No make it stop! that's so funny!
2007-01-27 03:17:46 · answer #1 · answered by wasn't going 2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Taht serves him right. But the wife is definately in trouble, because if the mother later wakes up and want a repeat action of the one she unsolicitedly enjoyed. That is when the real trouble would start. It would all come down to experience and your bet is as sure as mine.
2007-01-20 06:41:16 · answer #2 · answered by MAFOKOCHIZHI 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If what you assert is genuine then there are a number of international locations who do no longer carry on with those perspectives IE Sudan, Pakistan. i understand a guy who's a christian lawyer in Pakistan who had to flee this u . s . a . because of the fact he represented families of Christian females who have been abducted and raped by skill of Muslim adult males. the government did no longer something. indexed right here are greater examples: In March, a record got here out of Pakistan that youthful Christian females have been being abducted and raped by skill of Muslims. One woman grow to be abducted after sharing Christ with a schoolmate. Her mom and dad have been informed that she had switched over to Islam and needed to depart her Christian living house. interior of sight police refused to look at her mom and dad' criticism and her whereabouts grow to be no longer known. yet another Pakistani Christian faces death by skill of putting for blasphemy against "the sacred call of the Holy Prophet (Mohammed)." A Turkish Christian grow to be arrested in February and charged with insulting Islam and Mohammed. Proselytism isn't unlawful in Turkey, yet their criminal rules limit "insulting the books, prophets, or values of yet another faith." This makes all of it yet impossible to obey the excellent cost, so any soul-winning activity could desire to be construed as violating the regulation. An imprecise conflict is going on interior the southern Philippines the place Muslims are utilising terror to objective and set up a separate Islamic state. Christians and Roman Catholics are in many situations abducted and a few have been beheaded. In Africa, a number of international places are transforming into ruled by skill of Islam and everyone who would not convert comes below severe persecution, displacement or death. Few human beings are conscious that Saudi Arabia, the living house of Islam, is definitely certainly one of the main oppressive international places for Christians. There are no longer any church homes interior the entire u . s . a .. distant places workers make up one-0.33 of the inhabitants, lots of whom are Christians. for his or her finished stay, that is years, they're forbidden to demonstrate any Christian symbols or Bibles, or perhaps meet jointly publicly to worship and pray. some have watched their own Bibles positioned by a shredder whilst they entered the country. †
2016-11-25 22:27:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Mum is now known as the smiling Madonna !
2007-01-26 12:26:19 · answer #4 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! How old is the mother? Ur wife shod let u drink out the toilet bowl!
2007-01-25 03:45:47 · answer #5 · answered by bootygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one proves they are all the same in the dark 10/10
2007-01-20 07:31:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Dear
2007-01-26 00:55:13 · answer #7 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a nightmare - I woudn't like to do that to my Ma-in-law, not even for the money Beckham is supposed to be getting!
2007-01-20 06:46:44 · answer #8 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely Brilliant. Made me laugh so much I e-mailed it to some friends.
2007-01-20 06:40:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freaking hiliarious!
2007-01-26 15:07:42 · answer #10 · answered by Brown eyed girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS THE BEST 1 IHEARD 4 A LONG TIME
2007-01-26 15:57:09 · answer #11 · answered by RRRRRRRR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋