Entertainment & Music - 19 January 2007

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

And that hooker I met at the AIDS clinic said you were a nice guy.

Hey, you must've been doin' about 125mph to keep up with me! Good job!

That uniform makes your *** look really big.

Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer.

You don't happen to have any beer in your car?

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

"Bad Cop! No Donut!"

Your not gonna check the trunk, are you?

"Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence."

"Lets do it different this time... I will give you the breathalizer test, now stick this in your mouth and blow"

Did you happen to attend the "Barney Fife" Police Academy?

Didn't I see you get your *** kicked on Cops?

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Wow, You look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends nitestand

2007-01-19 14:44:10 · 6 answers · asked by Cool Z 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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did you ever read the book?

THE BLACK DONNELLY'S IN SCHOOL???

i loved this book in high school and i am hooked on it again now.
i even bought more books on them from ebay

2007-01-19 14:43:57 · 9 answers · asked by rev_stephanie_manson 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Is the story true that Shane Ritchie was caught in a famous nightclub banging Stan Collymore?

Mucky pupz!

2007-01-19 14:43:53 · 6 answers · asked by meandyouagainsttheworldnow 2 in Celebrities

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Is Simon Cowel in proctology rehab?

2007-01-19 14:43:51 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Is there someone in your life who's a hemorrhoid?

2007-01-19 14:43:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What do YOU want to ACCOMPLISH before you DIE...???

I want to get published. You?

2007-01-19 14:43:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Happy Days?

What was the last name of the triplets Fonzie dated from time to time ? I say it was the Hoopa triplets, all my family says it isn't that. Help!!!

2007-01-19 14:43:12 · 2 answers · asked by Tami D 1 in Television

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Who is more foolish?

The fool? or the one who follows the fool?

2007-01-19 14:42:53 · 17 answers · asked by Robert B 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever solved a problem with a little bit of "Elbow Grease"?

2007-01-19 14:42:35 · 4 answers · asked by Wandering Sage 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Do You Kill Roaches Just For Fun? & Whats Your Favorite Weapon To Use on Them?

:-)

2007-01-19 14:42:34 · 6 answers · asked by D B 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What is the lyrics for this song???

evanescene
Lithium i dont want web pages i want the lyrics???

2007-01-19 14:42:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Best Movie? The Illusionist, Last Kiss, Talladega Nights, which should I watch?

2007-01-19 14:42:05 · 24 answers · asked by movie_maniac_1983 2 in Movies

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I have a sore throat and a fever! Who wants to take care of me?

please be gentle, i dont feel good :(

2007-01-19 14:42:03 · 30 answers · asked by MandaPanda 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Does anybody have any September 1978 issues of CHERI magazine for sale or know somebody who does? This is the?

first girlie magazine I ever looked at and I will never forget it! I've tried all the stores online and nobody has it.

2007-01-19 14:41:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

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New only in America joke I made up...?

I made this one up: Only in America do people sell flammable things and lighters, matches, etc. in 2 completely separate parts of the store, yet keep guns and ammunition right next to each other.

2007-01-19 14:41:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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