Thinkg Not To Say To A Copper?

Question

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

And that hooker I met at the AIDS clinic said you were a nice guy.

Hey, you must've been doin' about 125mph to keep up with me! Good job!

That uniform makes your *** look really big.

Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer.

You don't happen to have any beer in your car?

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

"Bad Cop! No Donut!"

Your not gonna check the trunk, are you?

"Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence."

"Lets do it different this time... I will give you the breathalizer test, now stick this in your mouth and blow"

Did you happen to attend the "Barney Fife" Police Academy?

Didn't I see you get your *** kicked on Cops?

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Wow, You look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends nitestand

When you smack the crap outta me, make sure you smile pretty for the camcorder

I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket

Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

I pay your salary!

So, uh, you on the take, or what?

Those sirens are hurting my ears, turn them off or I am not speaking to you.

So what if I was speeding, whatcha gonna do about it Mr. Hotshot?

Gee,officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

"aren't you the guy from the village people"

Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other car around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

So, are you still crabby because your mamma didn't let you play with your gun when you were little?

Sorry I can't hear you over the radio. No I am not turning it down, I love this song. Either speak up or just leave me alone.

What do you mean have I been drinking? Your the trained specialist.

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

Hey, man, you want a hit?

Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.

Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

Answer 1

i liked the one that said
"yuor not gonna check the trynk are you?"
its FUNNY!if i ever get pulled over i will see if i dont get arrested for saying anyone of those things

LOL

Answer 2

thats funny i liked the one that said bad cop no donut and i liked the one that said lets do it differently this time this time i give you the breathalizer test

Answer 3

Long but funny! 10/10!

Answer 4

Another good one is,"Hey, do you smell bacon?" yours are funny too!:)

Answer 5

Oh, you mean you don't take Visa?

Answer 6

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!