Entertainment & Music - 19 January 2007

A hill-billy gave his wife a long romantic French kiss, and after finishing it, began chewing with his mouth...he then started playing his eyebrows and teased his wife saying "Hah! I snatched the chewing gum from your mouth!" "Nope!" his wife replied "that was mucous!!!"

A hill-billy was eating a **** sandwich when he found a piece of hair in it...he got disgusted and threw up!!!

A hill-billy had sex with a woman suffering from AIDS, he infected her with Bellharzzia!!!

A hill-billy slipped from the 37th floor and fell on the ground, he broke his big toe-nail and went on weeping!!!

A hill-billy kept on dancing with his wife till she fainted from over-exhaustion. He then gave her a smell of his feet, she expired !!!

A hill-billy tickled his son till his intestines came out!

A hill-billy was bouncing his baby child, he made the aeroplane fall!!!

A hill-billy was playing chess. When his opponent killed his knight, the hill-billy poisoned his cattle!!!

2007-01-19 05:29:14 · 8 answers · asked by Mehmet Azk 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I am a huge fan anybody with me.

2007-01-19 05:28:39 · 9 answers · asked by Cj 1 in Movies

2007-01-19 05:28:23 · 35 answers · asked by enki 4 in Polls & Surveys

(One your friends, woman, man, of whoever calls you?)

2007-01-19 05:28:04 · 36 answers · asked by ﺸÐïåMóñdÐôññåﺸ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 05:28:00 · 13 answers · asked by bongz411 1 in Movies

2007-01-19 05:27:50 · 3 answers · asked by La'Grange 4 in Celebrities

so why did they take away our thumbs on the questions, but not the answers, hmmmmm?

2007-01-19 05:27:49 · 16 answers · asked by My Dog Rowdy 5 in Polls & Surveys

i missed it for the first time ever cause of errons i had to run and i was so mad. tell me what happened!!!

2007-01-19 05:27:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Tell any other places too if it normally is there when you sleep.

2007-01-19 05:27:18 · 17 answers · asked by Henry 1 in Polls & Surveys

Did you get a lump in their throat when Turk and JD sang "Guy Love?"

2007-01-19 05:27:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a long, painful
tirade,listing every problem they had ever had. She went on and on and
on about neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling
unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had
endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, the therapist got up, walked around the desk, asked the wife
to stand, and then embraced and kissed her passionately.
The woman quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife
needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied,.. "Well, I can drop her
off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf.

2007-01-19 05:27:00 · 6 answers · asked by Silver Fox 3 in Jokes & Riddles

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."

2007-01-19 05:26:41 · 18 answers · asked by ~ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Just Wondering cuz they look alike

2007-01-19 05:26:32 · 5 answers · asked by Arturo M 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-19 05:26:28 · 1 answers · asked by Reggie M 2 in Television

She is really stupid and cant dance...

2007-01-19 05:25:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Name the one thing that would make you happy if that thing happened now....

In short, what is the one thing that would make you happy right now?

2007-01-19 05:25:43 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I SAW IT last weekend 4 the 1st time in years. it was great!

2007-01-19 05:25:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-01-19 05:25:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-19 05:25:14 · 12 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

Why do peeple answer qwestions with stuff like "Are you 2 yeers old?" or "You should lern how to spell"? That doesn't answer the qwestion! What should we do about them?

Thanks fer answering this PÖLL!! ♥

2007-01-19 05:24:53 · 13 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm in Canada and it tells me that the videos are only available to those in the US. Does anyone know if there is a way to fake where I am from? It isn't just the regional windows settings those are set to US for some program my husband uses.

This is the link:
http://abc.go.com/primetime/greysanatomy/index

Or do you know anywhere else I can watch the episode?

Also I checked the Canadian Network that runs the show in Canada and they dont' seem to carry the videos on their website.

Thanks!

2007-01-19 05:24:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

to do with having the best title music ever for a kids programme?

2007-01-19 05:24:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Can anybody out there provide any real evidence that these two are really a couple now? I'm sooo happy for her...ex-crack heads need love too and Ray J seems like he'd be much better for her than Bobby Brown even though Ray J looks like a crack head too!

2007-01-19 05:24:12 · 7 answers · asked by JK 6 in Celebrities

I have just watched it and it sucks... very amateur and utterly disappointing...

2007-01-19 05:23:42 · 4 answers · asked by cherie1412 1 in Movies

just talking about sing ability, cuz other than that brandy would win, but i think just singing she wins too but my friend thinks beyonce

2007-01-19 05:22:35 · 19 answers · asked by Infiniti 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 05:22:30 · 47 answers · asked by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 in Music

Take the COOLNESS TEST and find out!
http://www.elks590.org/main/cooltest.htm

2007-01-19 05:22:25 · 8 answers · asked by barefoot_always 5 in Polls & Surveys

come on out and let me know!

2007-01-19 05:21:44 · 26 answers · asked by Anne Nonny Mouse 4 in Polls & Surveys

Why we don't have Astrology classes in Colleges?

2007-01-19 05:21:28 · 8 answers · asked by MFD 4 in Horoscopes

Although rap is in it's prime do you think their lyrics are getting to mature for teens such as myself? Although the i love the music aswell as the lyrics I do think that what they say is pertty graphic.Now i have no problem at all but at the same time they need to realize that the majority of the people (age wise) are teens and for the parents out theire to some,it really bothers them that theire kids are lisioning to it.Or so I heard.

2007-01-19 05:21:25 · 25 answers · asked by Mickey18 1 in Music