A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."
2007-01-19 05:26:41 · 18 answers · asked by ~ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like her math..
2007-01-19 05:32:16 · answer #1 · answered by Donna 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-19 13:49:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She really proved to be an ideal wife of a brilliant mathematician. Great idea - can we call it Tit for Tat.
2007-01-20 08:44:55 · answer #3 · answered by Alrahcam 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
after reading this, I can predict your age
your AGE IS 28
May be you wondering how?
It is simple;
My Brother Have Half Crack and His age is 14
and
You are a Full Crack Man,so 14 +14= 28 years
yeeeeeeeee----------yeeeeeeeee
It is a joke
2007-01-19 13:42:10 · answer #4 · answered by Kevin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wah never heard a super duper joke like that.
2007-01-19 23:11:33 · answer #5 · answered by Meera 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
look, now u let out the secret of a ladys desire for extra maritial affair with a teen.
2007-01-20 12:51:42 · answer #6 · answered by mots 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
amazing piece of maths
2007-01-19 13:47:23 · answer #7 · answered by SHOBHIT J 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats good revision of tables
2007-01-19 16:08:33 · answer #8 · answered by AM 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-19 15:23:52 · answer #9 · answered by simran 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious. I love it.
2007-01-19 15:11:16 · answer #10 · answered by angelofgothic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋