A hill-billy gave his wife a long romantic French kiss, and after finishing it, began chewing with his mouth...he then started playing his eyebrows and teased his wife saying "Hah! I snatched the chewing gum from your mouth!" "Nope!" his wife replied "that was mucous!!!"
A hill-billy was eating a **** sandwich when he found a piece of hair in it...he got disgusted and threw up!!!
A hill-billy had sex with a woman suffering from AIDS, he infected her with Bellharzzia!!!
A hill-billy slipped from the 37th floor and fell on the ground, he broke his big toe-nail and went on weeping!!!
A hill-billy kept on dancing with his wife till she fainted from over-exhaustion. He then gave her a smell of his feet, she expired !!!
A hill-billy tickled his son till his intestines came out!
A hill-billy was bouncing his baby child, he made the aeroplane fall!!!
A hill-billy was playing chess. When his opponent killed his knight, the hill-billy poisoned his cattle!!!
2007-01-19 05:29:14 · 8 answers · asked by Mehmet Azk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very nice, try these ones as well :
A hill-billy tried to punish his son, ****** him.
Two hill-billies on a motorcycle fighting which to sit next to the window.
Four hillbillies playing poker, all of them lost.
2007-01-19 06:50:08 · answer #1 · answered by Tarek D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-14 06:00:10 · answer #2 · answered by schulman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have no idea what "hillbilly" or "redneck" humor really is, do you?
your jokes are not funny...
find an online site and read some real "hillbilly" jokes, then come back and try to make us laugh again...
2007-01-19 05:36:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Heheheheehee!!! I really like it. A star for you!
2007-01-19 05:36:09 · answer #4 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
2007-01-19 06:00:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-19 05:40:16 · answer #6 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahaha those are good ones!! wuts up wit em hillbillies??
2007-01-19 05:34:04 · answer #7 · answered by gorillaz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.....
2007-01-19 05:38:26 · answer #8 · answered by troble # one? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋