It suddenly started to downpour during this party in the woods- thunder, thick rain. These two young guys ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain started to let up. They jumped in the car, started it up, and headed down the road, laughing, and of course, still drinking one beer after another.
All of a sudden an old Indian man's face appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly on the glass! The passenger screamed out, "OMFG! Look out my window!!! The face!" The old Indian man kept knocking, so the driver said, "Well open the window a little and ask him what he wants!"
The passenger rolled down his window part way and said, scared out of his wits, "What do you want???" The old Indian softly asked, "You have any tobacco?" The passenger, terrified, turned to the driver and shakily whispered , "He
wants tobacco!"
"Well offer him a cigarette! HURRY!!" the driver urged..........
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2007-01-18
05:37:43
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