Can I bum a stick?

Question

It suddenly started to downpour during this party in the woods- thunder, thick rain. These two young guys ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain started to let up. They jumped in the car, started it up, and headed down the road, laughing, and of course, still drinking one beer after another.

All of a sudden an old Indian man's face appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly on the glass! The passenger screamed out, "OMFG! Look out my window!!! The face!" The old Indian man kept knocking, so the driver said, "Well open the window a little and ask him what he wants!"

The passenger rolled down his window part way and said, scared out of his wits, "What do you want???" The old Indian softly asked, "You have any tobacco?" The passenger, terrified, turned to the driver and shakily whispered , "He
wants tobacco!"

"Well offer him a cigarette! HURRY!!" the driver urged..........

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So he fumbled around with the pack until finally grasping a cigarette to hand to the old man. "Step on it!!!" he shouted, rolling up the window in terror after tossing out a cigarette.

Now hitting about 80 mph, they calm down and began laughing nervously. What do you think of that?" asked the passenger. "I don't know? How could that be? I am going pretty fast?" claimed the driver. Then, without warning, AGAIN there is a knock on the window and the Indian man’s face appeared. "AAAAAHHHH, there he is again!" the passenger panicked.

See what he wants now!" yelled back the driver. He rolled down the window a little ways and anxiously gulped "Yes?"
"You got a light?" the old man calmly requested. The passenger tossed a lighter out the window at him and rolled up the window and freaks, "STEP ON IT!" .............

They are now going about 100 miles an hour and still guzzling beer, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard, when unavoidably again, there is more knocking! "Oh my God! HE'S BACK!" He rolls down the window and screams out, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" in stark fear. The old man gently replies, "You want some help getting out of the mud"?

Answer 1

I though he was gonna ask the passenger to remove his sleeve from the rolled up window.

Answer 2

I had this project with my daughter even as she became first born, too. The Pampers Swaddlers were a huge component of the concern. i imagine that is the liner. after I switched diapers, the concern quite in many cases went away (I switched to Huggies and now I swear by technique of them). also, the first couple of weeks of poo is, um, interesting. The meconium is somewhat sticky and that in itself motives the diaper to adhere. So is the seedy stuff that comes next. provide time for the poo to change, and perchance swap diapers. you may also attempt using corn starch or infant oil on his little bum. Congratulations!!!

Answer 3

Funny way Funny. !! Good job

Answer 4

very funny

Answer 5

hahahaha thats good

Answer 6

HA HA HA HA!

Answer 7

ha..ha..

Answer 8

LMAO 10/10 funny @$$ Sh*t!!!!!

Answer 9

lol

Answer 10

lol