Dont You Hate It When
You've been standing in a grocery store line-up for at least 10 minutes, you're next in line and a cashier opens up a line. Inevitably, all the people in the line behind you run over to the new line and get served before you do.
The boss calls you on his speakerphone.
You buy a new pair of shoes that fit perfectly in the shoe store but start to rub and cause blisters on your feet the moment you actually start wearing them.
Someone 90 years old is doing 30 mph on the expressway in the passing lane.
You ride there tail and they can't see you. You blast your horn and they can't hear you.
What's worse than a cold toilet seat? A warm toilet seat. There's only one way short of magic it could have gotten warm. At first, you're almost thankful it's warm, then you get to thinking... this is the result of another person's ***-warmth.
2007-01-18 05:36:15 · 6 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I also hate warm toilet seats, slow people on the highway, the shoe thing and the grocery store thing. Boss calling me on speaker I don't care because when I am talking to my boss I am always on my "best behavior" anyway so I do not care who may be listening to me.
2007-01-18 05:43:45 · answer #1 · answered by mystery_me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought that I was the only person who thought about the warm/cold toilet being a debate lol. I HATE sitting on the toilet after people. Its gross. lol Funny sh*t....ROCK ON!
2007-01-18 13:41:04 · answer #2 · answered by *NuBCaKe* 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol we dont have to worry about the toilet seat!!! i dont anyway im always the first one awake in the house and we have a space warmer in our bathroom...!!Warm seat and not from someones bunns!!!YAY!lol
2007-01-18 13:48:56 · answer #3 · answered by Small_And_Mighty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-18 13:41:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how bout this one: dumb *** jokes on yahoo lol
2007-01-18 13:41:41 · answer #5 · answered by JonnaMamma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe. I guess so
2007-01-18 14:49:22 · answer #6 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋