Entertainment & Music - 17 January 2007

2007-01-17 08:53:37 · 37 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Genie joke; hope ya don't mind.

There was a Canadian Farmer, Osama Bin Laden, and Uncle Sam. They were just having a coversation when the Canadian hit his foot on a bottle. The Canadian picks up the bottle and dusts it off and a genie comes out. The genie says "For releasing me, I will grant each of you one wish making it three in all." The Canadian says "Well my grandfather was a farmer, my father was a farmer, I'm a farmer, and my son will be a farmer; I wish that Canadian soil will forever be fertile." His wish is granted. Osama says "I wish there was an inpenitrable wall around the Middle East; this way no Jews, Christians, or infidels can get in." His wish is granted. Uncle Sam (having an engineers backgound) asks the genie about the wall. The genie says "It is 15,000 feet tall, 500 feet thick, and surrounds all of the Middle East; nothing can get in or out." Uncle Sam then says "Fill it with water."

2007-01-17 08:53:35 · 9 answers · asked by rvnfn520 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Sandra Fonda!!
yes or no??

2007-01-17 08:53:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

jealousy?

2007-01-17 08:53:20 · 8 answers · asked by Roxley x 3 in Television

I mean goriest, nastiest and bloodiest.

I'm a gorehound!

2007-01-17 08:53:07 · 24 answers · asked by Jim F 5 in Movies

The fiends have gagged a generation of pacified ________
Bound by our greed a _________ enslaved as corporate _______s.
Arise and _______ the legacy of their _________
To __________ that this in itself is an ___________
Towards the day we ________.
As the _______ you've cast away take ______
______ will be born.

or if you cant get all of em... ill give it to the person with the most correct... it is alot i admit...

2007-01-17 08:52:49 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

root of all that is evil? Or is it what we DO with the money? Thanks for answering this survey!

2007-01-17 08:52:34 · 4 answers · asked by Autumn BrighTree 6 in Polls & Surveys

ive been trying to find the artist to a reggae song,but i only know the lyrics. is there some where i can find out, please

2007-01-17 08:52:28 · 2 answers · asked by jinxs 1 in Music

....outside when it's too cold or indoors when it's too hot inside? For me, it's outside. I can't stand being stuck indoors when someone's got the heat up too high.

2007-01-17 08:52:16 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For me it is liars.

2007-01-17 08:52:16 · 14 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

their were 5 stooges total, One was a stranger they hired off the street

2007-01-17 08:52:07 · 9 answers · asked by pdoug59 1 in Celebrities

Last nights show sucked though.

2007-01-17 08:51:59 · 7 answers · asked by TriSec 3 in Television

2007-01-17 08:51:51 · 5 answers · asked by ebillar 1 in Movies

He has it down pat!

2007-01-17 08:51:20 · 2 answers · asked by Jim F 5 in Movies

2007-01-17 08:51:13 · 34 answers · asked by Wings 2 in Comics & Animation

Would you take a job that you love but doesn't pay alot, or would you take a job you hate but it pays alot?

2007-01-17 08:51:10 · 16 answers · asked by Kisses 5 in Polls & Surveys

On yahoo cover page there was an article about him doing a commercial for Nationwide. (http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/29885129) There was a link on KF and I clicked it to have his web site pop up with his music. It's GREAT! (http://www.kevinfederline.com/) . What is up with so many people putting this guy down ? I still don't get it. Did his marriage to Britney Spears set the guy back? He wasn't disliked before he married her. I just don't get it.

2007-01-17 08:51:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

IM IN LOVE WITH ' BUILD GOD, THEN WE'LL TALK' AND '' Theres an good reason why the tables are numbered honey, you just have though of it yet

Whats yours

2007-01-17 08:51:03 · 6 answers · asked by ? 4 in Music

i feel like my house is going to explode because so much is going on and its driving me crazy!

2007-01-17 08:50:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Its rubbish produced for the masses.

2007-01-17 08:50:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

my fav band in the whole world is Hedley

2007-01-17 08:50:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 08:50:37 · 18 answers · asked by Yahoo 4 in Movies

A while back Mark Radcliff was talking on Radio 2 about daft names for either tribute bands or just daft bands whose names were a parody of real band names. It was hilarious but I can't remember most of them. Some of the ones I heard there or elsewhere are Crowded Scouse, Floydian Slip, The Sex Clark Five, Hugh Reed and the Velvet Underpants, the Govan Spoonful, By Jovi and The Beautiful Southmartins.
Has anyone else got any funny or clever ones, real or imagined?

2007-01-17 08:50:18 · 3 answers · asked by Rotifer 5 in Music

what do you call a cow that won't give milk?

answer: a milkdud

what do you call a stick that doesnt come back?

answer: a stick!

what do you call a cow in a tornado?

answer: a milkshake

2007-01-17 08:49:39 · 13 answers · asked by BRITT! 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Well I really think that Corbin Bleu is sexy but most of my friends think he is not.Can you hepl me out?

2007-01-17 08:49:12 · 21 answers · asked by sexyvicky09104 1 in Celebrities

Would you go to one? Would you be scared? Have you gone to one? Tell all please.

2007-01-17 08:49:03 · 31 answers · asked by Skittles-Dark Edition 4 in Polls & Surveys

the argument just now on TV, the whole time danielle and jo were just laughing, but jade took it a whole step too far. Fair enuf she shouted out she was fake but did she have to keep shouting...i think jade has degraded herself more than before. This was her time to really prove she wasn't "miss piggy" but its made me dislike her more.

2007-01-17 08:48:19 · 22 answers · asked by laydeeheartless 5 in Television

Its off the orange advert with the 2 little white people. "let me call you sweetheart..."
Thanks for all the replies to my last question. x

2007-01-17 08:48:19 · 6 answers · asked by kate g 1 in Music

I was watching the movie "Species" and though she is very pretty, she looks physically strong and I realize she's kind of big-boned, even though she's skinny. And her facial structure is very angular. She doesn't look "manly" to me, but something about her looks masculine. Does any1 else notice this?

2007-01-17 08:48:12 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Yes! And me socks on AFTER me jeans...
Silly me...

2007-01-17 08:48:04 · 41 answers · asked by Paintspinner37 3 in Polls & Surveys