Genie joke; hope ya don't mind.
There was a Canadian Farmer, Osama Bin Laden, and Uncle Sam. They were just having a coversation when the Canadian hit his foot on a bottle. The Canadian picks up the bottle and dusts it off and a genie comes out. The genie says "For releasing me, I will grant each of you one wish making it three in all." The Canadian says "Well my grandfather was a farmer, my father was a farmer, I'm a farmer, and my son will be a farmer; I wish that Canadian soil will forever be fertile." His wish is granted. Osama says "I wish there was an inpenitrable wall around the Middle East; this way no Jews, Christians, or infidels can get in." His wish is granted. Uncle Sam (having an engineers backgound) asks the genie about the wall. The genie says "It is 15,000 feet tall, 500 feet thick, and surrounds all of the Middle East; nothing can get in or out." Uncle Sam then says "Fill it with water."
2007-01-17 08:53:35 · 9 answers · asked by rvnfn520 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.... thanks for the laugh.
2007-01-17 08:57:47 · answer #1 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god thats great! i love you dude! keep posting! give me ten points im an abercrombie model if you dont believe me look me up
2007-01-17 17:02:16 · answer #2 · answered by Tristyn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a new and funny one. Hugs and kisses for you. xoxoxo
2007-01-17 17:20:29 · answer #3 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha - I love it...thanks for the laugh!
2007-01-17 16:56:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would've been funnier if I hadn't already seen it.
2007-01-17 16:56:44 · answer #5 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
2007-01-17 16:58:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont firnd that funny *yawn*
2007-01-17 16:57:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i dont mind
2007-01-17 16:57:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's ok.
2007-01-17 16:56:23 · answer #9 · answered by DJ thunderdust 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋