what do you call a cow that won't give milk?
answer: a milkdud
what do you call a stick that doesnt come back?
answer: a stick!
what do you call a cow in a tornado?
answer: a milkshake
2007-01-17 08:49:39 · 13 answers · asked by BRITT! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the second one is supposed to be..
what do you call a boomerang that wont come back?
answer: a stick
sorry about that!
2007-01-17 09:03:57 · update #1
Funny :-)
2007-01-17 08:55:32 · answer #1 · answered by Silver Fox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you messed up the second one.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?
A: A stick
2007-01-17 16:57:39 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cow that won't give milk? Udder failure
A fellow that operates a seeing-eye Gondola? Venetian Blind
A three-inch high and two-foot wide dog? Pancake Terrior
2007-01-17 16:57:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what's the difference Between A Casket and A Toilet?give Up?
2007-01-17 16:55:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you mean, what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back
nice jokes,
2007-01-17 17:03:06 · answer #5 · answered by Tristyn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
He QUACKS up.
2007-01-17 16:53:41 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry... i heard two of those in elementary school a while back... but the last one was good... ill give you that much
2007-01-17 16:53:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not quite my sense of humor but those are quite clever.
2007-01-18 12:54:43 · answer #8 · answered by ☼Grace☼ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the first and thrid one I really didn't get the second one though.
2007-01-17 16:58:16 · answer #9 · answered by DJ thunderdust 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are funny. I haven't them before. xoxoxo
2007-01-17 17:08:19 · answer #10 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋